Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Listen up kids, It’s funny time with HR

Each and every one of us need to laugh just to release the tension we accumulate each and every day.

This is why I bring these little moments of joy to the world,

some I find on the net in picture from (ok most) and some are the ongoing jokes I play or have played on co-workers and friends.

If just one person out there is able to chuckle at just one little, insignificant thing I post here then my day is almost fulfilled (there is still the food and napping thing to consider) so with out further a due I give you todays little burst of HAHA

First up would be a very telling insight to the MALE MIND……..(don’t worry, it’s a short story)

So there you have it folks, better than a decoder ring right…

next there is a small piece that was left out of this……(Probably the most important to a NEW relationship)

 

 

this one is for the “Players out there” who really don’t have a clue…

And now for the most blatant of all the questions to be released from the MALE MIND, through his mouth and streight to the ER room I bring you the #1 most though about question we could and would ask (mainly when drunk)

there you have it a glimpse into the MALE MIND as seen by HR Nightmare….

see ya

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June 26, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

30 SEC HAHA #1

* We are all screwed*

*Get it?*

I would like to take a second and remind people we still have brave solders over there.

It is up to us to thank them and remind them to not lose their sence of humor.

On a side note I would like to say

THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE,  ARE,  OR WILL SERVE IN THE ARMED FORCES.

Now this is why I can’t be there.

see ya’ll soon

May 2, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Just one of those days

Ever wake up in the mornin and think

 ‘ It’s just going to be on of those days’

You begin by looking in the mirror and saying

‘ You should have just stayed in bed’

You go to your favored coffee shop and order you usual  and receive some type of off base concoction of crap

when you ask what this crap is that you just got you get

“This is better just give it a chance.”

You get stuck in traffic after leaving the house 15 minuets late to start off with.

You walk into work and realize that there was a conference call you were set to be on 40 minuets ago so your late.

You look at your desk and figure out that there seems to be a weeks worth of work on it and you where only gone for 2 days, and none of it has any us full information pertaining to the documents you’re looking at.

Come lunchtime your break is a welcomed distraction to all the things that have been turned upside down in your day, only to receive a call from a coworker in regards to the conference call beginning that you missed so the 2 of you spend your entire break trying to find the info required for the close of the day.

After your break you return to what appears to be 15 messages from clients asking the status of their ordered parts to which you have no answers and then need to play catchup to find out and returned all the calls with the info, you muddle through the rest of your day and finally at the end of it all its time to go home. Your almost skipping all the way to your car with the biggest smile ever chanting tomorrow will be better, only to hop in your car and find out that you left the headlights on all day and now your battery is dead, you turn around just in time to see the last person your work with leaving the parking lot so you can’t even get a jump-start. When you try to call and see if they can swing by and give you a jump-start your phone is dead because the battery doesn’t hold a charge anymore and you have no way to charge it up.

A glimmer of hope a co-worker returns to pick up some papers he forgot, good fortune, all the way untill you figure out neither one of you have jumper cable because you loaned them to a buddy last week.

finally your buddy was able to call another friend and get a jump.

You race home looking forward to sitting in your favorite chair and crack open a beer, put your feet up and count the hours untill your day is finally done. When you get home your last beer is gone, your cat got sick in your chair and threw up and there seems to be no food remaining in the house, and the satellite is out because the wind took out your dish.

You say screw it and walk into the bedroom just to plop down in bed and finish out the day a little early. and try again tomorrow.

well that wasnt my day, my day was pretty good.

till next time..

keep smiling ( it makes people think your up to something, even if you’re not )

Oh crap this whole post and no pics??

WTF

here you go my friends.

HAHAHA you thought I wasnt going to find a way to sneak this in here didnt you.

SURPRISE GOT YA..

Keep the laugh track running..

April 17, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 29 Comments

I like the way I are

Welcome back.

Today I would like to show you something near and dear to my heart,

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It’s the simple things in life that counts.

And for a small touch of cool on this post what better way to express awesome then,

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Worship at the feet of the master of cool himself.

OR

Run like hell, cause cool of this magnitude can not be contained.

tune in some other time when stuff might be happening (or not)

By, have a good time.

 

April 14, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

Today on this blog

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Welcome, today I feeling like passing on some small pieces of fun-loving laughter.

But In the great words of the Honey Badger

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So on with it. In a typical day walking around an oversized mall

I recommend printing off this pic, in standard index card size.

Gluing it to an index card and attaching it to a popsicle stick and carrying it around.

That way you will always be prepared.

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If for some reason that doesn’t show the appropriate amount of polite rejection and the people or person continues to speak in your direction. Maybe the flip side should read like this..

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Or not. you decide.

So on with it then, I have not mentioned it but im gonna now.

There is a second page to this blog up there that is kinda blending in the background so its hard to tell its there.

Its called the SCREAM ROOM. bet you see it now don’t ya.

Anyway seeing as there is a shit ton of things people want to say but are worried how they will be taken. This is your chance to

YELL AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS AND GET ON WITH YOUR DAY

Also check out the blog roll thingy over there ——>>>>>

see it, yeah its set up as a game. Go check these people out. I have yet to figure out how they got here but if they stopped by

they gotta be …

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at least 3 popped collar cool, cause 4 is urbercool. (d-bag basted needs a smack down)

So go there, broaden your horizons, open your minds what im trying to say is,

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOTHING LEFT TO SEE

except, I’m sorry for yelling..

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No really get out go home.

till next time

April 12, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 30 Comments

clean intake the easy way

Ok, so as most of you know (or don’t) I’m a mechanic. This leads me to teaching my kids how to work on engines.

I decided to have them tear down and rebuild a Chevy 350.

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This is a great engine to learn on. One of the best parts to remove and clean is the upper intake.

Removal of the intake manifold has several steps. Once it’s off the cleaning can begin. Most people use sanding discs, bead blasters, scrapers or even chemicals. Some people send them out and have them done.

Up here in the great state of New Hampshire we have found a better way of dealing with that greasy, oily, gunk that gets built up and in the crevices.

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*********** DO NOT DO THIS IN THE VEHICLE ***********

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I give you…THE NIGHTMARE CLEANING SERVICE!!!

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April 2, 2012 Posted by | real world | , , , , , , | 11 Comments

Pay Attention to the Warning

Ok at the end of this post there is a picture that may upset some people.

Please be warned; if you take offense to sexually oriented humor please leave this post and return next time.

Thank You.

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Ok, so if you’re still here, this style funny is right up your alley.

In a fast paced world, have a seat and look around, you might be suprised at what you see.

Maybe you should have a seat at the next table.

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In the northeast it gets cold, really cold BUT it has its advantages.

Till next time.

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If you got to this point I just had to add this.

January 22, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 22 Comments

1-1-12 news.

*******************Breaking News*********************

3 GREEK GODDESSES FOUND DEAD TODAY IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE A MASS SUICIDE.

Reports coming from an inside source at the FBI indicate that three bodies were found today in the penthouse at Trump Towers

They have been identified as the Greek Goddesses:

Aphrodite, Hestia, and Athena

Aphrodite was best known as the Goddess of love, beauty and desire.

Hestia was best known as the Goddess of  the hearth, home and cooking.

Athena, The goddess of wisdom, warfare, battle strategy, heroic endeavour, handicrafts and reason.

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There were approximately 6 different prescriptions, empty booze bottles and a note on the table in the main room.

We have received a copy.

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We now release these mortal bodies to the pages of history and make way for the new Goddesses to take our place.

Ms. Megan can now take her spot as  HESTIA the goddess of hearth, home and cooking.

Ms. SparkleBumps, is now open to receive the name APHRODITE, and become the goddess of love, beauty and desire

and

Ms. Ellis, is free to receive the gift of becoming ATHENA, goddess of wisdom heroic endeavors and reason.

So raise a glass and drink of the wine.

blessed be to the new.

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There shall be a press release later in the day as to the relationship between these decided and the names mentioned.

Police are now searching for Ms. SparkleBumps, Ellis and Megan.

Reports state that Ms. Bumps was last seen being lowered from a large tower,

Ms. Ellis is believed to be tormenting the internet and blog world from an undisclosed bunker somewhere in North America.

And according to her family, Ms. Megan was seen blending in with a pack of tigers completing research for an upcoming book.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of these ladies please inform your local police department.

January 1, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, real world | , , , , , , | 43 Comments

NEXT!!

Welcome my new year, Kiss my ass 2011.

The future is a opertunity, the past is an education.

I plan to take the new year with a smile, I will not cry about the past.

I will have a new view on the 2012

I will drink for fun not to forget the past.

I will LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE.

I will LIVE through-out the year.

I will LAUGH at whats funny.

I will LOVE as much as I can.

and

I will talk to you later.

January 1, 2012 Posted by | real world, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , , , | 31 Comments

SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT

PEOPLE DO NOT ALWAYS SEE WHAT’S RIGHT THERE.
PEOPLE CAN’T SEE WHAT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM
PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO SEE IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT.
PEOPLE CLOSE THEIR EYES TO CHANGE.
PEOPLE IGNORE THE NEW THAT’S OUTSIDE.
AFTER WAKING FROM A DRONE STYLE SLEEP
THEN THEY SEE WHAT’S RIGHT THERE, AND ACCEPT IT
THEN THEY SEE WHAT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, AND ACCEPT IT
THEN THEY SEE IN A NEW LIGHT, AND ACCEPT IT
THEN THEY OPEN THEIR EYES TO CHANGE, AND ACCEPT IT
THEN THEY TAKE A WALK OUTSIDE AND REALIZE IT’S A BEAUTIFUL NEW DAY.
THANK YOU ALL

December 9, 2011 Posted by | real world | , , , , | 2 Comments