Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

All you writers are the same. :)

All you writers are the same.  :)

The ” Chair ” that all of you sit in. Yes you are all the same. Haha just joking. I respect you all. Seeing as now I too am published. Ya-HOO mofo. Read this NOW!!! Or not you choice, but later you’ll regret not doing it..

http://heellisgoa.com/2012/12/25/iconic-interviews-the-book/

And if that don’t quite float your boat… Well Piss-off,

No wait come back I’m sorry you know your the one for me, try this instead…

I’m in this one too.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0093QL5F6/ref=redir_mdp_mobile?qid=1346766306&ref_=tmm_kin_title_0&sr=1-2

Aaaaggggghhhh shit… I’m one of you…
When the hell.
You know what screw it, I’m good.
That was a close one. Luckily the JD kicked in or there would have been a mess here.
Ok check em out.
Kisses and a kick in the nuts. Love y’all.

December 28, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 15 Comments

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0IwpRzWL_4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0IwpRzWL_4

I can’t even describe the level of über awesome this is. 

Check it out.

December 14, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 1 Comment

So true

So true

December 12, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

Facial Foolishness

Song of the day…Soy Guapo 

I’d like to use my blog post today to draw attention to a little known affliction affecting less than 1% of the population. A disease that both I and my good friend El Guapo suffer from. A disease called Chronic Handsomeness.

Chronic Handsomeness strikes men in the prime of their lives and its effects are devastating (mostly to the women who encounter carriers of the disease). Studies suggest that genetic factors make certain individuals more susceptible than others, but there is no evidence that Chronic Handsomeness is directly inherited. Symptoms of Chronic Handsomeness are unpredictable and vary from person to person. Most suffer from conditions called, Raw Jock and Yallwantmyjunkicitis. 

Men with Chronic Handsomeness are not contagious and just being next to a handsome man or taking pictures while standing next to him will not render you afflicted. Most people with Chronic Handsomeness learn to cope with the disease and continue to lead satisfying, productive lives filled with lots and lots of sex.

Don’t pity us, people. We are just like all of you.

Feliz Cumpleaños, El Guapo

TO SEE WHERE IT ALL BEGAN VISIT MOMMA RED DWYER BY CLICKING HERE!

December 6, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , , , | 17 Comments