Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Listen up kids, It’s funny time with HR

Each and every one of us need to laugh just to release the tension we accumulate each and every day.

This is why I bring these little moments of joy to the world,

some I find on the net in picture from (ok most) and some are the ongoing jokes I play or have played on co-workers and friends.

If just one person out there is able to chuckle at just one little, insignificant thing I post here then my day is almost fulfilled (there is still the food and napping thing to consider) so with out further a due I give you todays little burst of HAHA

First up would be a very telling insight to the MALE MIND……..(don’t worry, it’s a short story)

So there you have it folks, better than a decoder ring right…

next there is a small piece that was left out of this……(Probably the most important to a NEW relationship)

 

 

this one is for the “Players out there” who really don’t have a clue…

And now for the most blatant of all the questions to be released from the MALE MIND, through his mouth and streight to the ER room I bring you the #1 most though about question we could and would ask (mainly when drunk)

there you have it a glimpse into the MALE MIND as seen by HR Nightmare….

see ya

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June 26, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Just the Stat’s man, Just the Stats.

I have had a opertunity to take a lot of information as of late from all of the people i get to talk to all the time.

I have begone to take that info and turn it into stats.

These are the new and improved states I have put together, please feel free to argue any or all of these views.

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And Finlay this was a tough one to figure out..

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At this point I would normally leave you shaking your head and asking why? Why do I even bother opening that email alert from this guy, I really gotta restrain from doing that. But you opened it and here you are, Learning a little and laughing a lot.

As some of you know recently I requested outsider info for my buddy Looch.

definitions of three words used often to describe types of attraction. Well to be streight forward with y’all I received a overwellning amount of responses, few on comments, a majority in private.

The answer is clear.

Each and every person has a different description for the word love.

Love ranges from thinking of a cake, to can not live without a special person by their side. There is no clear answer, having said that it is what you precise as love that counts in the matter of the heart.

Like is pretty much the little brother/or sister of love. Like comes in all forms from I like a #2 pencil instead of a ball point pen, all the way up to (and including from an email I received) Licking the inside of my thigh while I ej……  you get the point.

So in conclusion of these 2 points thus far is they are related on a cosmic level and a personal interpretation.

So what does that mean you might ask, nothing you gotta figure those 2 things out for yourself.

Sorry Looch your screwed on those 2.

But wait, HR wasnt there 1 more word that required a definition?

Yes there was            LUST           Would you belive that the word lust is in the same categories as like and love?    yeah me either.  lust is a word that people so far have said the least and commented the most. It is a word seen as dirty, naughty, and sexy all wrapped up in a cute little package and tided up tight to the bed post.  Most people wont speak on this word, but come to find out it is thought about more and fantasized about more than the other 2 combined.

So even if there is not a clear opinion on the word LUST the fact remains it is the least used word, but the most powerful.

That’s it.     Yeah I got nothing else to share today kids.

see ya

May 12, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , | 23 Comments

Ok so as they say better late then never.

Seeing as I do not have 11 friends to forward this to, and the friends in the blog-o-spear have all ready completed this tag game question and answer section. I am to answer the questions I was asked by both Mr. Edward HotSpur and the lovely Ms. Megan.

First to be completed is Mr. HotSpur because it makes him feel awkward and I think that’s funny.

1) Explain what constitutes the universe, and give two examples.
Matter and I’m going with time and space.
2) What comes first, night or day?
Depends on where you start.
3) How many licks does it take?
1…2…3…Crunch. It takes 3 licks.
4) What’s your deepest darkest secret?
Not sure cant see it. Its to dark down here.
5) Have you ever done something that you regretted, or that was humiliating, and if so, what is it?
Yep, I prepaid that S+M dominatrix.
6) Do you consider yourself attractive?
Not really but the mirror disagrees with that answer.
7) How many partners have you had?
That I can remember. Only 1.
8) Where are you going with this?
All the way to the end.
9) Is there really any better flavor or smell than bacon?
Vanilla body spray from VS smells great and makes me hungry.
10) If you could have any superpower, but only one, what would it be?
Invisibility.
11) What is something that you think you should like, but you really hate?
Crapes.
Next up with 11 more great questions is a lovely young lady
from across the pond
Ms. Megan
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1.The best moment of your life?

I would have to say that the best moment was learing how to drive a front wheel drive manual transmission Geo             backwards doing donuts in the snow with a couple of friends.

2.The worst moment of your life?

When H.E.Ellis found out I was driving her Geo backwards doing donuts in the snow with a couple of friends.

3.If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?

I would have paid more attention in school so I could appreciate blogging more.

4.If you could go back and tell someone how you really felt when you didn’t, who would it be?

My father. There is a past there that well, kinda sucked.

5.If there was someone who you could tell how you really felt now who would it be?

I’m not sure. Probably Vincent Price, but H.E. ruined that one for me.

6.Your greatest achievement?

My 3 kids and the one on a rent-to-own plan.

7.Someone you wanted to be proud of you who weren’t?

One of my uncles. The nice one.

8.List the best people in your life right now.

That guy, him, her, that person and the one next to him. Oh, and my cat.

9.Your joy in life is…

Living, since I really didn’t think I would make it this far.

10.What you wish you could do but cannot?

Punch dance down the car pool lane wearing nothing but a speedo and smoking a cigar.

11.If I gave you an airline ticket for anywhere in the world were would you go?

Where you at again? And do you have a car pool lane?

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I hope this helps understand me a little more.

till next time

February 29, 2012 Posted by | Mouth moves faster then Brain, practical jokes, real world | , , , , , , , , , , | 29 Comments

Fair is Fair in a Nightmare (haha moment for the girls)

Seeing as I am secure with myself I have no problem doing a post like this.

Ladies; this is for you.

I completed my last post with a fun little sign:

Top 10 reasons Handguns are better than women.

Well fair is fair so here you go girls.

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There you have it people.

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’til next time.

February 8, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Quicky | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments