Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Fair is Fair in a Nightmare (haha moment for the girls)

Seeing as I am secure with myself I have no problem doing a post like this.

Ladies; this is for you.

I completed my last post with a fun little sign:

Top 10 reasons Handguns are better than women.

Well fair is fair so here you go girls.

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There you have it people.

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’til next time.

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February 8, 2012 - Posted by | practical jokes, Quicky | , , , , , , , , , , , ,

15 Comments »

  1. 16) Something something tongue something peanut butter….

    Comment by Edward Hotspur | February 8, 2012 | Reply

    • Dude nicely put. I like peanut butter.

      Comment by hrnightmare | February 8, 2012 | Reply

  2. Ouch! (Walks away with a limp) lol 😀

    Comment by adultsatires | February 8, 2012 | Reply

    • That peanut butter joke. Yeah gotta say seems to be a random phrase. Almost like you’ve heard it before. Nice blog by the way. Really gets the mind thinking.

      Comment by hrnightmare | February 8, 2012 | Reply

  3. I hate dogs. That explains A LOT.

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | February 9, 2012 | Reply

    • Would you like me to send the top 10 reasons a cucumber is better then a man? You like veggies right ?

      Comment by hrnightmare | February 9, 2012 | Reply

  4. So where do you go next with the Better then lists?

    Comment by El Guapo | February 9, 2012 | Reply

    • If I had any idea that would mean I plan.
      I don’t plan anything on this blog dude I just do whatever, whenever, and however.
      Ok I did plan to say that.

      Comment by hrnightmare | February 9, 2012 | Reply

  5. My dog bites me .,.

    Comment by meganstephenson | February 9, 2012 | Reply

  6. Aren’t dogs awesome?…*sigh* I don’t have one, but I have a husband so I’ll have to show him this…thanks.

    Comment by kayjai | February 9, 2012 | Reply

  7. 17) Dogs can hump you and sniff your crotch and no one says anything, ladies!
    18) Dogs will come when you call them.
    19) Dogs will eat anything, no matter how crappy.

    Comment by Edward Hotspur | February 9, 2012 | Reply

  8. The main reason a dog is better than a woman: After being locked up in the trunk of your car for two hours, who’s more likely to come out smiling and lick your face, a dog or a woman?

    Comment by trailertrashdeluxe | February 25, 2012 | Reply

    • I cannot believe you went there. I have a new found respect for you. 🙂

      Comment by H.E. ELLIS | February 25, 2012 | Reply

      • Hush up HE and get back in the trunk.

        Comment by hrnightmare | February 25, 2012 | Reply


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