Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

H.E. Ellis Now What’s Up? (Quicky version)

I was wandering around the ‘net today and thought to myself; “how can I scare the hell out of my friends?”

Then I found this: What’s up now?

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It’s ok to wet yourself.

till next time..

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January 31, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, Uncategorized | 22 Comments

Looking up insted of forward

Ever wake up in the morning saying today is going to be a good day?

Only to realize that watching the sun coming up  just burnt out your retina.

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Ok so I have decided to try learing outside the box.

I wanted to start with chinese.

this was my homework.

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I dropped that class. Maybe next year.

till next time

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January 30, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , | 11 Comments

Today I got nothing Sorry.

Normally I have about a thousand different things running through my brain that I should record or write down.

Well today your all in luck. cause i aint got sh**.

Stay tuned soon I’m handing this blog on over to LOOCH for a guest post.

January 28, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | 13 Comments

Yet another quick little thing to brighten your day

Meet my friend John.

John really isn’t the smartest one in the group.

He has some very strong feelings about global warming.

fuck global warming

John says “ Fuck this global warming shit.”

Even John’s younger brother Brian thinks he is a dumbass.

hi there polar bear

“HEY JOHN, HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD YET, DUMBASS?”

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And of course John’s dad is sitting by watching.

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holy shit he si retarded

(Paint chips? No. Carbon dioxide? No can’t be that either. His mother? Yea, his mother’s side of the family. God damn dumbass).

“IF YOU FALL IN I AM NOT COMING TO GET YOU!”

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There you have it. Just something to make you smile.

Till next time.

January 25, 2012 Posted by | Quicky | | 6 Comments

Second Quickie ( I’m not that old )

I saw this and thought of how you’re going over there soon, Thought I would bring you a chuckle as a Thank you for what you do.

I’m sure I’ll find a few more in the next month or so but for now..

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Be safe dude.

Till next time..

January 24, 2012 Posted by | real world | , , , | 13 Comments

A Quick Nightmare from HR

Ok so as I venture out into the blog world I find myself coming across a lot of small “quickies” out here.

To show my individuality I must do the same. So here is the first “quickie” A random thought, feeling or even something I have seen.

Here we go.

A picture that I have found rings true for so many in this world.

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This is just one of those reminders we all need every now and again.

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The next one is brought to you in the form of an office poster that should be displayed proudly.

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Till the mood hits me again, Live, Laugh Love.

January 23, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 12 Comments

Pay Attention to the Warning

Ok at the end of this post there is a picture that may upset some people.

Please be warned; if you take offense to sexually oriented humor please leave this post and return next time.

Thank You.

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Ok, so if you’re still here, this style funny is right up your alley.

In a fast paced world, have a seat and look around, you might be suprised at what you see.

Maybe you should have a seat at the next table.

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In the northeast it gets cold, really cold BUT it has its advantages.

Till next time.

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If you got to this point I just had to add this.

January 22, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Uncategorized | , , , , , , , , | 22 Comments

Paradise Lost

google-wave-disappointment

The Hunt Is Over

There IS a light at the end of the tunnel, guys.

THERE IS NO “G” SPOT

According to a research study conducted by Yale University there is no such thing as the

Gräfenberg spot, better known as the  “G” spot.

Apparently, “the G-spot is really just the extension of the clitoris,” and is not a particular spot to aim for.

So men everywhere, rejoice in the fact that you are not a failure as you have been told multiple times.

Ladies have been telling men for years that they “enjoyed” having sex but just weren’t “satisfied.”

This was a rouse people. Ladies have been using this excuse for, well, forever. It is a way that women control men.

You weren’t doing something right, or you missed it again, or you were almost there.

Women know full well that our male egos will not allow us to stop until we reach our goal and become the

 most incredible love maker of all time,

allowing us to run outside beating our chest and yelling to the world

I FOUND IT!

This style of psychology has been around for so many years it has become second nature for most women.

Well, your secret’s out ladies. We now have proof that there is no such thing as the G spot.

So you can stop telling us there is a spot, although while writing this I think it’s only fair to also thank you for all men in the world for telling us that there is a such thing as the G spot instead of just flat out saying,

“WOW that sucked” or “Honey, you just don’t satisfy me enough to want to have sex with you.”

So thank you for sparing those men out there that just have no idea what the hell they are doing.

(Mind you, I am thanking you for all the other men out there; personally I have never heard any of that, but that’s a post for another header)

So there you have it people; all the info you need to either continue to look for something you will never find or suck it up and think outside the box, as it were.

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I just love pictures. Like this one.

January 21, 2012 Posted by | real world | 44 Comments

Pain but not the good kind.

I cry myself to sleep almost every night, but i hide it in my pillow,

I hurt on the inside, so I play on the outside.

Ok so I tried to do the broken harted thing for a seconed, yea dosent quite work for me sorry.

this is closed to the way I really am

Yea ok maybe not that bad. Might be closer to,Yep that’s it, hardend outer shell and gooewy inside. as my little girl says.

thats me, glad to meet you.

hows your day??

January 20, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 16 Comments

My meeting today.

THIS was my day.

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A list of what my meeting felt like today.

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This is a grea IDEA, Lets get that poster.

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Yep we just keep getting better.

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YOU could be the one.

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Let’s have a rocking new fiscal year with new idea’s

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So let us all work together because

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Now go home and enjoy the rest of your day,

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and if your really lucky, youll get a visit from this guy,

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good night every one.

January 18, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 7 Comments