Ok so as they say better late then never.

Seeing as I do not have 11 friends to forward this to, and the friends in the blog-o-spear have all ready completed this tag game question and answer section. I am to answer the questions I was asked by both Mr. Edward HotSpur and the lovely Ms. Megan.

First to be completed is Mr. HotSpur because it makes him feel awkward and I think that’s funny.

1) Explain what constitutes the universe, and give two examples.

Matter and I’m going with time and space.

2) What comes first, night or day?

Depends on where you start.

3) How many licks does it take?

1…2…3…Crunch. It takes 3 licks.

4) What’s your deepest darkest secret?

Not sure cant see it. Its to dark down here.

5) Have you ever done something that you regretted, or that was humiliating, and if so, what is it?

Yep, I prepaid that S+M dominatrix.

6) Do you consider yourself attractive?

Not really but the mirror disagrees with that answer.

7) How many partners have you had?

That I can remember. Only 1.

8) Where are you going with this?

All the way to the end.

9) Is there really any better flavor or smell than bacon?

Vanilla body spray from VS smells great and makes me hungry.

10) If you could have any superpower, but only one, what would it be?

Invisibility.

11) What is something that you think you should like, but you really hate?

Crapes.

Next up with 11 more great questions is a lovely young lady

from across the pond

Ms. Megan

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1.The best moment of your life?

I would have to say that the best moment was learing how to drive a front wheel drive manual transmission Geo             backwards doing donuts in the snow with a couple of friends.

2.The worst moment of your life?

When H.E.Ellis found out I was driving her Geo backwards doing donuts in the snow with a couple of friends.

3.If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?

I would have paid more attention in school so I could appreciate blogging more.

4.If you could go back and tell someone how you really felt when you didn’t, who would it be?

My father. There is a past there that well, kinda sucked.

5.If there was someone who you could tell how you really felt now who would it be?

I’m not sure. Probably Vincent Price, but H.E. ruined that one for me.

6.Your greatest achievement?

My 3 kids and the one on a rent-to-own plan.

7.Someone you wanted to be proud of you who weren’t?

One of my uncles. The nice one.

8.List the best people in your life right now.

That guy, him, her, that person and the one next to him. Oh, and my cat.

9.Your joy in life is…

Living, since I really didn’t think I would make it this far.

10.What you wish you could do but cannot?

Punch dance down the car pool lane wearing nothing but a speedo and smoking a cigar.

11.If I gave you an airline ticket for anywhere in the world were would you go?

Where you at again? And do you have a car pool lane?

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I hope this helps understand me a little more.

till next time

The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.

This is dedicated to all the things you want to say. But are afraid to in the real world. Things you see that are burst out funny and others should hear it. To all the little things you think on thought the day. There will be topics a couple of times a week. Just read, write and be funny. This is open. You feel like duking it out in a debate about the best resort in the midwest? As long as its funny. ding ding, let’s get ready to babble..

                     So having all this being said. the very first topic I would like to have is,

                                  PRACTICAL JOKES AT YOUR WORKPLACE.

                     SO BRING IT ON PEOPLE AND DONT BE SCARED. HUMOR IS KEY.