Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Ok so as they say better late then never.

Seeing as I do not have 11 friends to forward this to, and the friends in the blog-o-spear have all ready completed this tag game question and answer section. I am to answer the questions I was asked by both Mr. Edward HotSpur and the lovely Ms. Megan.

First to be completed is Mr. HotSpur because it makes him feel awkward and I think that’s funny.

1) Explain what constitutes the universe, and give two examples.
Matter and I’m going with time and space.
2) What comes first, night or day?
Depends on where you start.
3) How many licks does it take?
1…2…3…Crunch. It takes 3 licks.
4) What’s your deepest darkest secret?
Not sure cant see it. Its to dark down here.
5) Have you ever done something that you regretted, or that was humiliating, and if so, what is it?
Yep, I prepaid that S+M dominatrix.
6) Do you consider yourself attractive?
Not really but the mirror disagrees with that answer.
7) How many partners have you had?
That I can remember. Only 1.
8) Where are you going with this?
All the way to the end.
9) Is there really any better flavor or smell than bacon?
Vanilla body spray from VS smells great and makes me hungry.
10) If you could have any superpower, but only one, what would it be?
Invisibility.
11) What is something that you think you should like, but you really hate?
Crapes.
Next up with 11 more great questions is a lovely young lady
from across the pond
Ms. Megan
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1.The best moment of your life?

I would have to say that the best moment was learing how to drive a front wheel drive manual transmission Geo             backwards doing donuts in the snow with a couple of friends.

2.The worst moment of your life?

When H.E.Ellis found out I was driving her Geo backwards doing donuts in the snow with a couple of friends.

3.If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?

I would have paid more attention in school so I could appreciate blogging more.

4.If you could go back and tell someone how you really felt when you didn’t, who would it be?

My father. There is a past there that well, kinda sucked.

5.If there was someone who you could tell how you really felt now who would it be?

I’m not sure. Probably Vincent Price, but H.E. ruined that one for me.

6.Your greatest achievement?

My 3 kids and the one on a rent-to-own plan.

7.Someone you wanted to be proud of you who weren’t?

One of my uncles. The nice one.

8.List the best people in your life right now.

That guy, him, her, that person and the one next to him. Oh, and my cat.

9.Your joy in life is…

Living, since I really didn’t think I would make it this far.

10.What you wish you could do but cannot?

Punch dance down the car pool lane wearing nothing but a speedo and smoking a cigar.

11.If I gave you an airline ticket for anywhere in the world were would you go?

Where you at again? And do you have a car pool lane?

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I hope this helps understand me a little more.

till next time

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February 29, 2012 Posted by | Mouth moves faster then Brain, practical jokes, real world | , , , , , , , , , , | 29 Comments

Going for that “SPARKLE” Award

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Ode to SparkleBumps,

How do I lust for thee?

 Let me count the ways…

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1, Face to face

2, The amazon

3, The arc

4, The armchair

5, The deep one

6, The fusion

7, The hammock

8, The mill vanes

9, The mirror of pleasing

10, The put under one

11, The screw

Oh you can just pick up the book

till next time

February 28, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , | 3 Comments

An insight on my new sight

I was a little upset earlier today and was running around seeing red.

I then remember that I received a new pair of shades in the mail last week I havent opened yet.

I found these to be very interesting seeing as how there was no return address or sender info on the box.

Not knowing where they came from nor did I order anything I was quite surprised when I put them on.

This is what it looked like,

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The best way I can describe it is

SPARKLE-VISION

We should all have a pair.

till next time

 

February 27, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 16 Comments

Why I’m not in charge of hiring

Ok so I am a manager in my store. That’s all fine however I am NOT the hiring manager. I tried to explain that the hiring process would be much faster if I was. After a few jokes with the real H.R. Manager (yes the one who I give shit to every week) he asked how would I make it faster? I said that I would require a picture with each applicant. He stated that we can’t do that. I told him it would make it faster.
He then asked “How?”
So I showed him this..
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He’s reconsidering

till next time

February 22, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Quicky, real world | , , | 10 Comments

Happy Presidents day

Ms. Ellis requested a photographer for the post she published this morning.

I showed up late for the photo shoot.

This is what I got.

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I need a new watch.

till next time

February 20, 2012 Posted by | Quicky | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

A blog by any other name

Would be someone elses

Thanks for stopping by

See ya soon

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February 17, 2012 Posted by | Quicky | 32 Comments

Fair is Fair in a Nightmare (haha moment for the girls)

Seeing as I am secure with myself I have no problem doing a post like this.

Ladies; this is for you.

I completed my last post with a fun little sign:

Top 10 reasons Handguns are better than women.

Well fair is fair so here you go girls.

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There you have it people.

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’til next time.

February 8, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Quicky | , , , , , , , , , , , , | 15 Comments

Another Quick haha moment brought to you by HR

Running around this fast paced world sometimes its hard to laugh.
Every now and then a friend will send you something that you just have to share.
Now I live in the northeast as many of you know. However I’m willing to bet you didn’t know
that I personally don’t like guns.
Well until I read this.
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licence? Check.
Credit Card? Check.
Loving my pistol? Priceless.
till next time.

February 3, 2012 Posted by | Uncategorized | 10 Comments

Looking for something

If we find something in the last place we look. Why not keep looking. You might find something you never even knew you lost in the first place.

This has been brought to you by
HR

February 1, 2012 Posted by | real world, Uncategorized | 12 Comments