Ok so as they say better late then never.
Seeing as I do not have 11 friends to forward this to, and the friends in the blog-o-spear have all ready completed this tag game question and answer section. I am to answer the questions I was asked by both Mr. Edward HotSpur and the lovely Ms. Megan.
First to be completed is Mr. HotSpur because it makes him feel awkward and I think that’s funny.
1.The best moment of your life?
I would have to say that the best moment was learing how to drive a front wheel drive manual transmission Geo backwards doing donuts in the snow with a couple of friends.
2.The worst moment of your life?
When H.E.Ellis found out I was driving her Geo backwards doing donuts in the snow with a couple of friends.
3.If you could go back and change one thing what would it be?
I would have paid more attention in school so I could appreciate blogging more.
4.If you could go back and tell someone how you really felt when you didn’t, who would it be?
My father. There is a past there that well, kinda sucked.
5.If there was someone who you could tell how you really felt now who would it be?
I’m not sure. Probably Vincent Price, but H.E. ruined that one for me.
6.Your greatest achievement?
My 3 kids and the one on a rent-to-own plan.
7.Someone you wanted to be proud of you who weren’t?
One of my uncles. The nice one.
8.List the best people in your life right now.
That guy, him, her, that person and the one next to him. Oh, and my cat.
9.Your joy in life is…
Living, since I really didn’t think I would make it this far.
10.What you wish you could do but cannot?
Punch dance down the car pool lane wearing nothing but a speedo and smoking a cigar.
11.If I gave you an airline ticket for anywhere in the world were would you go?
Where you at again? And do you have a car pool lane?
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I hope this helps understand me a little more.
till next time
Going for that “SPARKLE” Award
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Ode to SparkleBumps,
How do I lust for thee?
Let me count the ways…
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1, Face to face
2, The amazon
3, The arc
4, The armchair
5, The deep one
6, The fusion
7, The hammock
8, The mill vanes
9, The mirror of pleasing
10, The put under one
11, The screw
Oh you can just pick up the book
till next time
An insight on my new sight
I was a little upset earlier today and was running around seeing red.
I then remember that I received a new pair of shades in the mail last week I havent opened yet.
I found these to be very interesting seeing as how there was no return address or sender info on the box.
Not knowing where they came from nor did I order anything I was quite surprised when I put them on.
This is what it looked like,
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The best way I can describe it is
SPARKLE-VISION
We should all have a pair.
till next time
Why I’m not in charge of hiring
Ok so I am a manager in my store. That’s all fine however I am NOT the hiring manager. I tried to explain that the hiring process would be much faster if I was. After a few jokes with the real H.R. Manager (yes the one who I give shit to every week) he asked how would I make it faster? I said that I would require a picture with each applicant. He stated that we can’t do that. I told him it would make it faster.
He then asked “How?”
So I showed him this..
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till next time
Happy Presidents day
Ms. Ellis requested a photographer for the post she published this morning.
I showed up late for the photo shoot.
This is what I got.
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I need a new watch.
till next time
Fair is Fair in a Nightmare (haha moment for the girls)
Seeing as I am secure with myself I have no problem doing a post like this.
Ladies; this is for you.
I completed my last post with a fun little sign:
Top 10 reasons Handguns are better than women.
Well fair is fair so here you go girls.
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There you have it people.
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’til next time.
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