Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

H. R. Nightmare

I’m the guy that will say that thing that shouldn’t be said. If you look for me, I’ll be the one that’s a foot past the line you don’t cross. And use caution when speaking to me, because I am a true beliver that  THERE’S A JOKE IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
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16 Comments »

  1. Amen to jokes everywhere.
    As said in My Favorite Year – “In my business, you never. cut. funny.”
    Rock on, HR.

    Comment by El Guapo | December 30, 2011 | Reply

  2. I’ve nominated you for the Glitter E. Yanus Award!!!

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | February 8, 2012 | Reply

    • What the hell is that? I guess I’m gonna find out soon right.

      Comment by hrnightmare | February 8, 2012 | Reply

  3. This is why I like you and why we were apparently warned about you…hahahaha…..but we were not warned about that great hair line you own.

    Comment by flynmayan | March 17, 2012 | Reply

    • OMG I know! I swear to God he made a deal with the devil for that hair! So not fair.

      Comment by H.E. ELLIS | March 17, 2012 | Reply

      • You guys call him devil, I just call him dad.
        If you would like a practicly perfect hair line like mine just wear a hat for over half you life and then
        poof there it is.
        Also what with the warned about me thing?

        Comment by hrnightmare | March 17, 2012 | Reply

  4. i didn’t call him the devil 😦 did I say warned?….ooooh shiny object!

    Comment by flynmayan | March 17, 2012 | Reply

    • It took me a minute to refocus, that whole shiny distraction thing, yeah works to well.

      Comment by hrnightmare | March 18, 2012 | Reply

  5. So this is my farewell to you HR, my world is taking on a new chapter and choatic corner. I must say this has been interesting to say the least and I wish you all the best…till then…forever goodbye blog world and HR

    Comment by unknown forever | July 15, 2012 | Reply

    • Forever is a VERY long time. I’m thinking you’ll be back, it’s just imposable to quite HR cold turkey you know. Besides, I think I have finally figured out who and where you are. Stay tuined for an email. If I’m right yea-hooy, If I’m wrong, at least I’ll make a new friend.

      Comment by hrnightmare | July 16, 2012 | Reply

      • Back for a second because Comedy Central is gone and there is a marathon of Charmed….sigh. No email…so new duck?

        Comment by unknown forever | July 18, 2012 | Reply

        • I must have have guessed wrong, but I do not think so.

          No new ducks either…. Sigh.
          Just one thought and that is……….

          Comment by hrnightmare | July 18, 2012 | Reply

          • Whoa!!!!!! Just cAught this statement!!! That is?? Go on HR…..maybe someone with raven black hair and …. Go on please I have all day or a stolen moment

            Comment by Unknown Forever | September 30, 2012 | Reply

  6. There are so many things in this world I would love to share, and maybe someday I will. Until then I shall put pieces of myself out here and hope that it brings a chuckle or at least a smile to you all.
    Having said that there are more humor moments comming and I hope it makes the days go by faster.
    Come in by, grab a seat make a sandwich, drink from the carton. Make yourself at home. Oh and if you need to tinkle, jiggle the handle it sticks.

    Comment by hrnightmare | August 22, 2012 | Reply


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