Advise from HRs memory
4 leaf clover, where are you?
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Sorrow and Tears
Going for that “SPARKLE” Award
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Ode to SparkleBumps,
How do I lust for thee?
Let me count the ways…
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1, Face to face
2, The amazon
3, The arc
4, The armchair
5, The deep one
6, The fusion
7, The hammock
8, The mill vanes
9, The mirror of pleasing
10, The put under one
11, The screw
Oh you can just pick up the book
till next time
Happy Presidents day
Ms. Ellis requested a photographer for the post she published this morning.
I showed up late for the photo shoot.
This is what I got.
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I need a new watch.
till next time
Looking up insted of forward
Ever wake up in the morning saying today is going to be a good day?
Only to realize that watching the sun coming up just burnt out your retina.
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Ok so I have decided to try learing outside the box.
I wanted to start with chinese.
this was my homework.
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I dropped that class. Maybe next year.
till next time
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Just do it
Look out in the world there is a bunch of daily crap we all have to deal with. That rings true with us all, whether it’s a job that gets in the way of your true passion, or its a pain in the ass boss that just doesn’t get it, or even your car wont start when your running late for work.
you can always count on the comfort of a warm blanket and a good book.
A book can get you to laugh, smile or cry without trying then that day can end on a good note. Or page as it where. No matter how bad it gets a good book can take you anywhere. So love your books, live your life and drift away with a good story.
Tomorrow brings another day
and the smartass sarcastic Honey badger loving
HR
will be back, but for tonight, read well
1-1-12 news.
*******************Breaking News*********************
3 GREEK GODDESSES FOUND DEAD TODAY IN WHAT SEEMS TO BE A MASS SUICIDE.
Reports coming from an inside source at the FBI indicate that three bodies were found today in the penthouse at Trump Towers
They have been identified as the Greek Goddesses:
Aphrodite, Hestia, and Athena
Aphrodite was best known as the Goddess of love, beauty and desire.
Hestia was best known as the Goddess of the hearth, home and cooking.
Athena, The goddess of wisdom, warfare, battle strategy, heroic endeavour, handicrafts and reason.
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There were approximately 6 different prescriptions, empty booze bottles and a note on the table in the main room.
We have received a copy.
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We now release these mortal bodies to the pages of history and make way for the new Goddesses to take our place.
Ms. Megan can now take her spot as HESTIA the goddess of hearth, home and cooking.
Ms. SparkleBumps, is now open to receive the name APHRODITE, and become the goddess of love, beauty and desire
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Ms. Ellis, is free to receive the gift of becoming ATHENA, goddess of wisdom heroic endeavors and reason.
So raise a glass and drink of the wine.
blessed be to the new.
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There shall be a press release later in the day as to the relationship between these decided and the names mentioned.
Police are now searching for Ms. SparkleBumps, Ellis and Megan.
Reports state that Ms. Bumps was last seen being lowered from a large tower,
Ms. Ellis is believed to be tormenting the internet and blog world from an undisclosed bunker somewhere in North America.
And according to her family, Ms. Megan was seen blending in with a pack of tigers completing research for an upcoming book.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of these ladies please inform your local police department.
NEXT!!
Welcome my new year, Kiss my ass 2011.
The future is a opertunity, the past is an education.
I plan to take the new year with a smile, I will not cry about the past.
I will have a new view on the 2012
I will drink for fun not to forget the past.
I will LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE.
I will LIVE through-out the year.
I will LAUGH at whats funny.
I will LOVE as much as I can.
and
I will talk to you later.
12/26 the day after
Ok, so way to go day after Christmas; the cleaning, the picking up, the hangover.
Way to go 12/26. Back to work I go, listening to all the drama, the “I didn’t get what I wanted!” sniffles and bitching. “My mom and dad didn’t get the right color I-pad.” This coming from a 27 year-old man. Suck it up you little bitch before I slap you into puberty. Oh my god you’re frigging 27 years old, you can only work part-time because you’re too wrapped up in your own little world to realize that your little sports car import tuner isn’t as bad ass as you think. Just because your exhaust sounds like a pissed off swarm of bees and your “system” can blast you out of your seat. I don’t fucking care that your mommy got you the wrong fucking color ipad God damit. And if I yell at you because you’re complaining that you have to work for 15 fucking hours a week I WLL HAVE TO HIT YOU! Your parents should have tossed you out on your ass long ago, so do not get testy with me you little shit. I will not be picking up after you, I will not be wiping your ass, and I will not be giving a shit about you in the up-coming…well, forever. So please, for the love of God, if you’re over the age of 23 and complaining that the gift you got from your parents was the wrong color or anything trivial like that, remember you’re fucking lucky you have parents that get you anything at all SO BE GRATEFUL and say thank you and for Gods sake SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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