Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Just the Stat’s man, Just the Stats.

I have had a opertunity to take a lot of information as of late from all of the people i get to talk to all the time.

I have begone to take that info and turn it into stats.

These are the new and improved states I have put together, please feel free to argue any or all of these views.

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And Finlay this was a tough one to figure out..

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At this point I would normally leave you shaking your head and asking why? Why do I even bother opening that email alert from this guy, I really gotta restrain from doing that. But you opened it and here you are, Learning a little and laughing a lot.

As some of you know recently I requested outsider info for my buddy Looch.

definitions of three words used often to describe types of attraction. Well to be streight forward with y’all I received a overwellning amount of responses, few on comments, a majority in private.

The answer is clear.

Each and every person has a different description for the word love.

Love ranges from thinking of a cake, to can not live without a special person by their side. There is no clear answer, having said that it is what you precise as love that counts in the matter of the heart.

Like is pretty much the little brother/or sister of love. Like comes in all forms from I like a #2 pencil instead of a ball point pen, all the way up to (and including from an email I received) Licking the inside of my thigh while I ej……  you get the point.

So in conclusion of these 2 points thus far is they are related on a cosmic level and a personal interpretation.

So what does that mean you might ask, nothing you gotta figure those 2 things out for yourself.

Sorry Looch your screwed on those 2.

But wait, HR wasnt there 1 more word that required a definition?

Yes there was            LUST           Would you belive that the word lust is in the same categories as like and love?    yeah me either.  lust is a word that people so far have said the least and commented the most. It is a word seen as dirty, naughty, and sexy all wrapped up in a cute little package and tided up tight to the bed post.  Most people wont speak on this word, but come to find out it is thought about more and fantasized about more than the other 2 combined.

So even if there is not a clear opinion on the word LUST the fact remains it is the least used word, but the most powerful.

That’s it.     Yeah I got nothing else to share today kids.

see ya

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May 12, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , | 23 Comments

The one good thing about repeating your mistakes is that you know when to cringe.

This is dedicated to all the things you want to say. But are afraid to in the real world. Things you see that are burst out funny and others should hear it. To all the little things you think on thought the day. There will be topics a couple of times a week. Just read, write and be funny. This is open. You feel like duking it out in a debate about the best resort in the midwest? As long as its funny. ding ding, let’s get ready to babble..

                     So having all this being said. the very first topic I would like to have is,

                                  PRACTICAL JOKES AT YOUR WORKPLACE.

                     SO BRING IT ON PEOPLE AND DONT BE SCARED. HUMOR IS KEY.

December 5, 2011 Posted by | practical jokes, real world | , , , , , | 4 Comments