Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Ms. Megan hey Ms. Megan.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!

Yepper, That’s right folks, it IS in fact the lovely Ms. Megan’s B-day today (or yesterday ) (or tomorrow )
You know what it doesn’t matter…

Raise you glasses and wish this fine, strong, amazing woman a VERY happy birthday and recognize that this world is a better place for those of us that know her.

I thought long and hard on this Birthday wish and seeing as drinks where the topic I could find no better one then a sweet, yet fun-loving one I bring to the table.
( I was a waiter once btw. )

I give you the

Sweet Ms. Megan

Now this is what you do…

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Ingredients:

For Tequila Daisy Cocktail:

2 ounces high quality Tequila Blanco

1 ounce triple sec

2 tablespoons lime juice

For Strawberry Fool:

6 ounces fresh strawberries, hulled and diced

1/2 cup heavy cream

1/4 cup plus 1 tablespoon granulated sugar

1/4 teaspoon fresh lemon zest

3/4 teaspoon freshly squeezed lemon juice

1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract

Directions:

To make cocktail: Combine the tequila, triple sec and lime juice in a cocktail shaker and strain into small tumbler until glass is about half to three-quarters full. Top with a generous dollop of strawberry fool and garnish with one strawberry top.

To make fool: Combine strawberries and 1/4 cup sugar in a small saucepan, stirring until berries are well coated. Using masher or the back of a large spoon smash strawberries to a pulp, leaving only a few small chunks remain.

Place saucepan over medium-high heat and let cook, stirring constantly until just before boiling point, about 6 minutes. Stir in lemon zest and bring mixture to a full boil for about 2 more minutes. Remove from heat.

Skim any film or foam off of top of mixture and discard. Transfer syrup to a heatproof container and cool to room temperature before chilling in refrigerator for 20 to 30 minutes.

In the meantime, whisk heavy cream in a large metal bowl until soft peaks form. Continuing to whisk, add remaining tablespoon of sugar to cream. Fold in vanilla extract and whisk for a few more minutes until stiff peaks form.

In a slow and steady stream pour cooled strawberry syrup into whipped cream, continuing to whisk until desired color and consistency is reached.

Serves:

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Now no screwing around… get to drinking..

and if I found out you haven't raised at least one toast to her today.. heaven help you because I sure wont. I WILL find you, because there is NO more deserving person on this earth.

Love you
From this guy across the pond.. named HR ūüôā
keep smiling Megan, It makes the rest of us stronger.

April 15, 2013 Posted by | real world, Uncategorized | , , , , | 13 Comments

Haha moment or oops wrong story

As I sit here in my rustic log cabin in the woods listening to the sound of only snaps and crackles being omitted from my fire place, and the sound of the clicking of my keyboard wondering what to put on the blank screen of mine.
I allow my mind to be released and wonder with the flickering fire light of the room. Amazed that it seemed to find a place long lost of my childhood and the things I wished to be when I reached adulthood.
Needless to say a smile came across my face as I indulged in the kid dreams of my little world and then it dawned on me…
If I don’t wake up and get my ass out of bed ill be late for work… Again.

Yea I don’t have a log cabin in the woods, the only fire I play with I must make fly and create art and unfortunately my childhood dreams have not really come to pass.

Yep this is my life but it’s nice to remember the good things from time to time…Like my kids..

My kids are kind, loving and proud.

Kind… Willing to do whatever needs to be done to help others that may not be ready to help themselves.

Loving… Able to see past flaws and enjoy a person regardless of where they come from or where they are.

Proud… Proud to be called a friend, proud of the things the have accomplished and will accomplish. Proud to be a leader rather then a follower. Proud to be themselves regardless of what the current “fad” is.

So in looking at these terrific people that call me dad maybe, just maybe I have completed my childhood dream after all.

I wanted to raise kids that where better people then I was.

Mission accomplished.

Dreams for filled.

Now I need new dreams.

New dreams filled with heart, compaction, faith and caring.

And maybe with a little luck…A cape.

Because let’s face it, every dreamer dreams of having a cape.

But all my dreams are unknown.

now onto the funny…
A little while ago it was mentioned to me that “fast food” joints or ” flipin burgers” was the down fall of the current economy.. well I have news for you…

seeing as fast food has been around a long, long time as seen here..

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Now many will think that this is completely impossible but its true.
Even if today it seems to be a little more like the evil twin brother asking…

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I have to admit,
it is still way, way better then..

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now seeing as the down fall was not created by joints like this..
We still need to have a little understanding.
See if your not carful you may run into this situation and not know what to do,
like..

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and there is no unseeing that let me tell you..

Now still more to come.

Ever wonder what would happen if you crossed 2 time lines like…. THIS…

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yea that’s right I did that, and you looked..

ok so at this point I’m supposed to say something funny and cleaver and blah blah blah ..
I’m just going to throw some funny up here. laugh it up chuckles..

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Hi Tom.. hahaha..

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SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY !! WE BRING YOU BATTLE BUGS…. WE WILL SELL YOU THE WHOLE SEAT BUT YOULL ONLY NEED THE
EEEEDDDGGGEEEE !!!

OKAY one more and then get out you free loaders…

I bring to you the perfect chuckle moment..

ready?

set..

just kidding go away.

good night my ladies and gents of the world and don’t forget to tip your waitress..

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March 19, 2013 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , , | 14 Comments

No nightmare here today, just a guy who likes a girl.

Have you ever been around someone
and just couldn’t think?
Have you ever been around someone
lips, soft as a rose’s pink?
Have you ever been around someone
heart as vast as the open sea?
Have you ever been around someone
together forever you wish to be?
Have you ever been around someone
into their eyes you gaze?
Have you ever been around someone
piercing the soul like the sun’s rays?
Have you ever been around someone
and chose to run and hide?
Have you ever been around someone
scared of what feelins are inside?

I have..

And I’m not scared anymore.

Thank you my sweet for being so wonderful. You may have been unknown but I found you.

February 14, 2013 Posted by | real world | , , , | 12 Comments

Vamps know how to party baby…

Look between the blood letting and the twilight “sparkling” crap people forget Vamp know how to party. Well I give you this. Not only a testament to having a good time but also Vamps have a heart.

Ps… My youngling daughter keeps singing this song.
If your a dad watch this with your teenage daughter… It really brings to light what we as good dads needs to see sometimes… Like when our young lady’s are 118 years of age.
Enjoy.

February 3, 2013 Posted by | Quicky, real world | 11 Comments

Hey HE, Its your B-day

Ok so I was a little late with this. Hopwever I was able to find just the right gift for you..
This should help with all the new “stunts” and still protect you head, which we all know all those great ideas come from.
H E this is my gift to you.. Ride safe..

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That right….. IT’S A NEW SKATEBOARD !!!
with a rockin new skull helmet.
Now once the boys finish your half-pipe you’ll be green light to go..

Happy B-day HE, and many, many more.

January 15, 2013 Posted by | real world | , , , , , | 4 Comments

If your offended by what your about to see, please call 1-800- get your head out of your ass it’s meant to be funny dill-hole

As most know, and I have stated WAY more than once I do not write well so I hide behind pictures and poke fun at, well everybody.

So to bring a smile to a few faces out there I look around the internet quite often¬†and most of the day from my phone, Every so often¬†I take a break from the normal sites where they know me on a first name basis and look at things OTHER then porn. Because lets face it, I’m still a guy. So I find these little haha moments in hopes that some one, some where will get a chuckle from them. So here we go kiddies hold on to your hair piece, Its gonna be a bumpy ride…,

TONIGHT THEME IS

THE MILITARY

Thats right the armed forces from all over..

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AND LAST BUT BY NO MEANS LEAST…

A MOMENT OF

SERENITY

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If I have caused ant undue issues in this post, well I really don’t care cause

I AIN’T HERE TO HELP.

good night, god bless and all that.

no really get out, leave, vamoosed, remove yourself from my air space, WHY are you still here? Do you understand¬†you being here now at this moment in time is causing a paradox¬†that will never be corrected… move people, I can not stress enough that at this exact moment in time in a parallel¬†universe you are standing to close to that annoying car alarm, which in there¬†universe¬†is considered¬†rock-n-roll and they do it to dance, but that’s not the point. Look I have been pretty nice up to this point but am starting to get angered. FINE, FINE your still here reading this at least do me the favor of taking a look at this if you insist on staying..

DO NOT CLICK ON THIS

you just had to be that guy??

September 7, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Turn right at the oak

There is either someone or a few some ones out the that need some cheering up.

If your one, here you go

Never give up.

Find a moment to be silly,

Remember its ok to be lazy some days

and for the ladys out there, I have aranged for you all to have cake.

Here you go..

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hope this helps brighten the day a little.

oh almost forgot, for all you guys out there who had a bad day,

August 31, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Quicky, real world | , , | 12 Comments

H. R. Nightmare, The teenage years

That’s right People, I have decided to divulge where I came from. Welcome to the creation of the now know HR Nightmare.

If you dislike¬†vulgar¬†language…¬† GET OUT NOW

If you have a weak heart and are prone to anal seepage…¬† PLEASE EXIT THE DOOR TO YOUR RIGHT

and last but not least if none of the above bother you at all, but you found yourself here at this site in error..  to late Dillhole your boned.

Now on to the main event. this is a video that was found the sums up my personal teenage years pretty well, the ONLY down fall I found was

 I AM NOT THE BALD GUY.  

But I did have the hair.

So here you go, oh yeah, please keep hands and feet inside the cart at all times, 

Ladies flashing will be graded.

 And please wait untill the end of the ride before attempting to exit.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbEIImGESQ&feature=related

August 17, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , | 9 Comments

See me now??

This is how some see me…

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Others see me this way….

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How the good ones see me…

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Thank you.
(purpose for this is for one person who needs a smile)
Hope it helps..
I shall never be a…

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July 1, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , | 14 Comments

Advise from HRs memory

 
 
 
 
Alright, so I have had some time to think back and reflect on my younger years, now that my oldest has graduated high school and looking to make HIS mark on the world.
And I have come up with a few words of advise to pass along to the next generation…
 
#1. When the officer says “get down on the ground now !” and adds “OR ELSE!” Just get down, the or else part friggin hurts A LOT.
 
#2. While skateboarding, water ski style behind your best buddy’s pick up truck driving down the road at 60 mph, make sure there is enough rope that if he slams on the brakes and skids to a stop, you have time to go around the truck instead of through the back window. AND wear a helmet.
 
#3. If at all possible in your growing years try your best to NOT sleep with your best friends sister OR his mother. that really puts a strain on a friendship.
 
#4. While out for a fun filled evening with your buddy, do not get the bright idea to drive 2 states away in a 2 seat er car with 2 husky guys, 1 beanpole skinny mother-fucker and a miniature claustrophobic hulk boy with a bad temper and a short fuse. (the blood stains never come out of the upholstery)
 
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#5. When shit doesn’t seem to go quite right and you think there is no one in the world who would understand, remember there is always some one who will just listen and not try to fix you.
 
and last but not least there is one more small tidbit of advise i shall pass on before saying byby
 
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Good luck everyone.

June 28, 2012 Posted by | real world, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 29 Comments