Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Paradise Lost

google-wave-disappointment

The Hunt Is Over

There IS a light at the end of the tunnel, guys.

THERE IS NO “G” SPOT

According to a research study conducted by Yale University there is no such thing as the

Gräfenberg spot, better known as the  “G” spot.

Apparently, “the G-spot is really just the extension of the clitoris,” and is not a particular spot to aim for.

So men everywhere, rejoice in the fact that you are not a failure as you have been told multiple times.

Ladies have been telling men for years that they “enjoyed” having sex but just weren’t “satisfied.”

This was a rouse people. Ladies have been using this excuse for, well, forever. It is a way that women control men.

You weren’t doing something right, or you missed it again, or you were almost there.

Women know full well that our male egos will not allow us to stop until we reach our goal and become the

 most incredible love maker of all time,

allowing us to run outside beating our chest and yelling to the world

I FOUND IT!

This style of psychology has been around for so many years it has become second nature for most women.

Well, your secret’s out ladies. We now have proof that there is no such thing as the G spot.

So you can stop telling us there is a spot, although while writing this I think it’s only fair to also thank you for all men in the world for telling us that there is a such thing as the G spot instead of just flat out saying,

“WOW that sucked” or “Honey, you just don’t satisfy me enough to want to have sex with you.”

So thank you for sparing those men out there that just have no idea what the hell they are doing.

(Mind you, I am thanking you for all the other men out there; personally I have never heard any of that, but that’s a post for another header)

So there you have it people; all the info you need to either continue to look for something you will never find or suck it up and think outside the box, as it were.

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I just love pictures. Like this one.

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January 21, 2012 - Posted by | real world

44 Comments »

  1. This explains SO MUCH.

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | January 21, 2012 | Reply

    • Like how you were never satisfied until you met m… never mind. Too personal.

      Comment by hrnightmare | January 21, 2012 | Reply

      • Until I met “M”? Who is this “M” I wonder?

        Comment by H.E. ELLIS | January 21, 2012 | Reply

        • You know, You’ve said it before. Mikhail.

          Comment by hrnightmare | January 21, 2012 | Reply

          • Crap. That’s right. You win. 😉

            Comment by H.E. ELLIS | January 21, 2012 | Reply

            • Comence chest pounding ……………………. NOW!

              Comment by hrnightmare | January 21, 2012 | Reply

  2. You know, men just need a short torsoed person… like me…. then there would just never be a problem.

    Comment by sparklebumps | January 21, 2012 | Reply

    • A good theory needs debate, so I’m game. LET THE TESTING BEGIN. Ms. Bumps when are free so we could meet up, for educational purposes only of course.

      Comment by hrnightmare | January 21, 2012 | Reply

      • I’m free at any time… Lemme just get my heels.

        Comment by sparklebumps | January 22, 2012 | Reply

  3. I read this to my friend and I ha to give her a vodka shot to calm whet down 😉

    Comment by meganstephenson | January 21, 2012 | Reply

    • Give her one for me!

      Comment by H.E. ELLIS | January 21, 2012 | Reply

    • aww vodoka, clouding the judgment of young women around the world

      Comment by hrnightmare | January 21, 2012 | Reply

      • I has the take her home at half 10:30 she was well and truly battered Ahaha!

        Comment by meganstephenson | January 22, 2012 | Reply

  4. Ms. Ellis you take your own medicine, and call me about an hour after.

    Comment by hrnightmare | January 21, 2012 | Reply

    • Yup. An hour’s about all it’ll take. 😉

      Comment by H.E. ELLIS | January 21, 2012 | Reply

      • your killin me HE. you really are.

        Comment by hrnightmare | January 21, 2012 | Reply

  5. They’ve known for years, but keeping it a secret enabled them to keep conducting important medical research. They tested that hypothesis all night long, Mrs. Jones.

    They did it like optometrists. “Better like THIS, or better like THIS?”

    Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 21, 2012 | Reply

    • Mr. Hotspur, please don’t confuse your last proctology exam with the search for the fabled G-spot.

      Comment by hrnightmare | January 21, 2012 | Reply

      • Okay. But only if you don’t confuse G-spot with the amount of money you have to pay to get some woman to sleep with you.

        Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 21, 2012 | Reply

        • If there good enough I have no problem dropping a G on a woman, but so far I’ve only givin receipts and change.

          Comment by hrnightmare | January 22, 2012 | Reply

  6. “Ladies have been telling men for years that they ”enjoyed” having sex but just weren’t “satisfied.””
    Not sure how you were doing it, but I haven’t had this problem…

    Comment by El Guapo | January 21, 2012 | Reply

    • hehehehe….

      Comment by H.E. ELLIS | January 21, 2012 | Reply

      • judging by the hehe neither has HE.

        Comment by hrnightmare | January 21, 2012 | Reply

    • Just because there isn’t an G-spot doesn’t mean there’s not an El-G spot! Bam!

      Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 21, 2012 | Reply

      • Yeah, baby!

        Comment by El Guapo | January 21, 2012 | Reply

        • Yeah! Guapo gets the ladies flying like a G6! He’s the man! He’s hung like a Snuffalupagus.

          Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 21, 2012 | Reply

          • Uh…yeah…baby…(???)

            Comment by El Guapo | January 21, 2012 | Reply

            • Sure. Why not?

              Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 22, 2012 | Reply

              • Nice sesame street reference there Hotspur. I’m not sure it really belongs on this kind of blog but what ever.

                As far as the El-G spot, That’s a quest for another day.

                Comment by hrnightmare | January 22, 2012 | Reply

                • Only you know what belongs on this blog, Kuroyume. That comes from within. But here’s a Snuffaluffagus pic, for comparison purposes. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R5YZRsQRsXA/S-JsRaCMYHI/AAAAAAAAAQY/v8TIkL1K7Y0/s320/snuff.jpg

                  Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 22, 2012 | Reply

                  • 黒夢 Na, I’m more of an Iron Maiden fan. Besides, bass is more my style. Plus they get laid more.

                    Comment by hrnightmare | January 22, 2012 | Reply

                    • Iron Maiden – one of the first concerts I saw was the Somewhere in Time tour.
                      Good stuff, HR.

                      Comment by El Guapo | January 23, 2012

                    • The link is not a trick – it’s Big Bird’s friend. And Kuroyume is my nickname for you. Kuroyume = Black Dream = Nightmare, more or less.

                      Anyway, my fourth concert ever was Iron Maiden on their Powerslave tour. And their mascot’s name is…..? That’s right.

                      Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 23, 2012

  7. Eddie, Mascot’s name is Eddie. One of the most awsomest mascots ever. and the Powerslave tout was epic. Well as was every show they ever did. The nickname sounds great and I was able to make the jump from ■黒夢 to nightmare

    Comment by hrnightmare | January 23, 2012 | Reply

    • I knew the mascot’s name was Eddie, because I can play “run to the hills” on bass and shit…

      Comment by sparklebumps | January 23, 2012 | Reply

      • IMPRESSIVE!

        Comment by H.E. ELLIS | January 23, 2012 | Reply

      • I can sing it. We should form a supergroup: Sparkle Maiden. And I knew the mascot’s name was Eddie because his name is my name too. Whenever we go out, we hear the people shout “Eddie!”

        Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 23, 2012 | Reply

        • What about Iron Bumps and metal ta-ta’s could be the mascots form?
          Then all the fans could run up to touch the ta-tas.
          As for screaming your name, only the guys dude.

          Comment by hrnightmare | January 24, 2012 | Reply

          • Actually, just you. But as long as you continue to stay 500 feet away, I guess I can’t do much about it.

            Anyway, hit singles: The Shoe-per, Murder in the Shoe Morgue, Triple DDD-ces High, Sparkleslave, 22 I’ll Taste Ya Avenue, The Number of the Pizza Place, Cum to My Hills, etc

            Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 24, 2012 | Reply

            • Dam restraining orders. Sparkleslave now that’s a #1 hit in my book, I wonder what the tee shirt would look like?

              Comment by hrnightmare | January 24, 2012 | Reply

  8. I believe that any band with you and I would sell out instatnly, H.E. And we can auction HR and Ed off every night to the women for extra cash. Good plan.

    Comment by sparklebumps | January 24, 2012 | Reply

    • That IS a good plan. That will give you stage space for your rusty trombone solos.

      Comment by Edward Hotspur | January 24, 2012 | Reply

  9. even if it is just an extension of the clitoris ….that means there still can be one. Just saying from …ummmm….yeah know…

    Comment by flynmayan | March 17, 2012 | Reply


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