Fair is Fair in a Nightmare (haha moment for the girls)
Seeing as I am secure with myself I have no problem doing a post like this.
Ladies; this is for you.
I completed my last post with a fun little sign:
Top 10 reasons Handguns are better than women.
Well fair is fair so here you go girls.
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There you have it people.
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’til next time.
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Words you cant unsay 
16) Something something tongue something peanut butter….
Dude nicely put. I like peanut butter.
Ouch! (Walks away with a limp) lol 😀
That peanut butter joke. Yeah gotta say seems to be a random phrase. Almost like you’ve heard it before. Nice blog by the way. Really gets the mind thinking.
I hate dogs. That explains A LOT.
Would you like me to send the top 10 reasons a cucumber is better then a man? You like veggies right ?
So where do you go next with the Better then lists?
If I had any idea that would mean I plan.
I don’t plan anything on this blog dude I just do whatever, whenever, and however.
Ok I did plan to say that.
My dog bites me .,.
I ain’t touchin that one.
Aren’t dogs awesome?…*sigh* I don’t have one, but I have a husband so I’ll have to show him this…thanks.
17) Dogs can hump you and sniff your crotch and no one says anything, ladies!
18) Dogs will come when you call them.
19) Dogs will eat anything, no matter how crappy.
The main reason a dog is better than a woman: After being locked up in the trunk of your car for two hours, who’s more likely to come out smiling and lick your face, a dog or a woman?
I cannot believe you went there. I have a new found respect for you. 🙂
Hush up HE and get back in the trunk.