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Song of the day…Soy Guapo 

I’d like to use my blog post today to draw attention to a little known affliction affecting less than 1% of the population. A disease that both I and my good friend El Guapo suffer from. A disease called Chronic Handsomeness.

Chronic Handsomeness strikes men in the prime of their lives and its effects are devastating (mostly to the women who encounter carriers of the disease). Studies suggest that genetic factors make certain individuals more susceptible than others, but there is no evidence that Chronic Handsomeness is directly inherited. Symptoms of Chronic Handsomeness are unpredictable and vary from person to person. Most suffer from conditions called, Raw Jock and Yallwantmyjunkicitis. 

Men with Chronic Handsomeness are not contagious and just being next to a handsome man or taking pictures while standing next to him will not render you afflicted. Most people with Chronic Handsomeness learn to cope with the disease and continue to lead satisfying, productive lives filled with lots and lots of sex.

Don’t pity us, people. We are just like all of you.

Feliz Cumpleaños, El Guapo


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  1. That’s you in the video, isn’t it?

    Comment by GingerSnaap | December 6, 2012 | Reply

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  3. Bwahaha! I think I know quite a few carriers!!

    Happy Birthday, Guaposoy!

    Comment by Red | December 6, 2012 | Reply

  4. Happy Bday Guap!

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | December 6, 2012 | Reply

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  8. LOL … first-time visitor to see that great video honoring our friend. Happy Birthday Guapo!

    Comment by aFrankAngle | December 6, 2012 | Reply

  9. H. R. Nightmare,
    Ok… I’ll give this to you… Your song made me laugh, at work… To the point where a colleague dropped by my office and asked if she could see what made me lawled. Good job.
    Le Clown

    Comment by Le Clown | December 6, 2012 | Reply

  10. Can women have Chronic Beautifulness?

    Comment by Megan Stephenson | December 6, 2012 | Reply

  11. It’s rough that you too must suffer from such a thing. I’m just glad you’ve made the best of your “condition!” One of the best videos ever!

    Comment by Kari Barrett - MMR (@KBar3) | December 6, 2012 | Reply

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    (and yes, I’ll be doing that bit with the restaurant bill.)

    Thanks HR – If I’m going to have to suffer this cruel,cruel disease, I’m glad I have you to commiserate with!

    Comment by El Guapo | December 6, 2012 | Reply

  15. I am so glad I’ve never suffered from this affliction. I just don’t know what I’d have done with all that gratuitous sex. Thanx for blocking for me big guy.

    Comment by Archon's Den | December 6, 2012 | Reply

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