Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Just one of those days

Ever wake up in the mornin and think

 ‘ It’s just going to be on of those days’

You begin by looking in the mirror and saying

‘ You should have just stayed in bed’

You go to your favored coffee shop and order you usual  and receive some type of off base concoction of crap

when you ask what this crap is that you just got you get

“This is better just give it a chance.”

You get stuck in traffic after leaving the house 15 minuets late to start off with.

You walk into work and realize that there was a conference call you were set to be on 40 minuets ago so your late.

You look at your desk and figure out that there seems to be a weeks worth of work on it and you where only gone for 2 days, and none of it has any us full information pertaining to the documents you’re looking at.

Come lunchtime your break is a welcomed distraction to all the things that have been turned upside down in your day, only to receive a call from a coworker in regards to the conference call beginning that you missed so the 2 of you spend your entire break trying to find the info required for the close of the day.

After your break you return to what appears to be 15 messages from clients asking the status of their ordered parts to which you have no answers and then need to play catchup to find out and returned all the calls with the info, you muddle through the rest of your day and finally at the end of it all its time to go home. Your almost skipping all the way to your car with the biggest smile ever chanting tomorrow will be better, only to hop in your car and find out that you left the headlights on all day and now your battery is dead, you turn around just in time to see the last person your work with leaving the parking lot so you can’t even get a jump-start. When you try to call and see if they can swing by and give you a jump-start your phone is dead because the battery doesn’t hold a charge anymore and you have no way to charge it up.

A glimmer of hope a co-worker returns to pick up some papers he forgot, good fortune, all the way untill you figure out neither one of you have jumper cable because you loaned them to a buddy last week.

finally your buddy was able to call another friend and get a jump.

You race home looking forward to sitting in your favorite chair and crack open a beer, put your feet up and count the hours untill your day is finally done. When you get home your last beer is gone, your cat got sick in your chair and threw up and there seems to be no food remaining in the house, and the satellite is out because the wind took out your dish.

You say screw it and walk into the bedroom just to plop down in bed and finish out the day a little early. and try again tomorrow.

well that wasnt my day, my day was pretty good.

till next time..

keep smiling ( it makes people think your up to something, even if you’re not )

Oh crap this whole post and no pics??

WTF

here you go my friends.

HAHAHA you thought I wasnt going to find a way to sneak this in here didnt you.

SURPRISE GOT YA..

Keep the laugh track running..

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April 17, 2012 - Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

29 Comments »

  1. Cute! I was all set to try and come up with some kind of inspirational comment to ease your mind. Got me… hook, line and sinker!! Here’s to hoping your day tomorrow is just as good. LOL

    Comment by Finally... Wendy Wanders | April 17, 2012 | Reply

    • Seeing as today is yesterdays tomorrow and today is tomorrows yesterday , knowing that you would have words to cheer up a person that is having a bad day is a reminder that even thou nothing seems to be going right in the world there are still people out there willing to share a smile. Thank you for being that kind of a person.

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 18, 2012 | Reply

  2. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition from behind.

    Comment by Edward Hotspur | April 17, 2012 | Reply

    • Wanna see my Python……………………. collection?
      Get your mind out of the gutter.

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 18, 2012 | Reply

  3. It started as a Monday and ended as a FRIDAY! Love it…

    Comment by Expert of None! | April 17, 2012 | Reply

    • But I posted it on Tuesday so wouldn’t that make it Saturday?

      screw it, It’s 5 o’clock somewhere. Wanna grab a drink?

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 18, 2012 | Reply

  4. three things stuck out to make this thoroughly inaccurate and debunk the whole blog

    Comment by flynmayan | April 17, 2012 | Reply

    • Let me guess, Drinking coffee, no jumper cables and actually working. Am I right?

      And Watch it sister, I’ll skype you into next week if you debunk this post.

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 18, 2012 | Reply

      • Yes, Since when did you work HR, I imagine you more …. emailing a 19 year old English women (I did write girl at first but changed it ahaha) about your plans that I will not speak of because if they happen, I do not wanna be on your bad side 😉

        Comment by Megan Stephenson | April 18, 2012 | Reply

        • World domination is international there kiddo and you can tell the world. But do it in and English accent. Sounds more proper. 🙂

          Comment by hrnightmare | April 18, 2012 | Reply

          • It’s not like I can turn the English off ahaha!

            Comment by Megan Stephenson | April 18, 2012 | Reply

            • What? I’m sorry I don’t speak old English. 🙂

              Comment by hrnightmare | April 18, 2012 | Reply

              • What? I’m sorry I don’t know American! You pissa! ahaha

                Comment by Megan Stephenson | April 18, 2012 | Reply

                • iiee houw aboout a skootish akcent then lassy

                  Comment by hrnightmare | April 18, 2012 | Reply

                  • Perfectly understood, although I actually read that in a Scottish accent ahaha

                    Comment by Megan Stephenson | April 19, 2012 | Reply

  5. Dear Lord, Mikhail.

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | April 18, 2012 | Reply

    • What it wasn’t my day. Your just sayin that cause I got you with the pic too.
      It was like a camouflage condom,
      You never saw it coming.
      56 posts and this was the first perfect set up for that joke.
      Thank you Hellis.

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 18, 2012 | Reply

  6. Anytime. 😉

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | April 19, 2012 | Reply

    • I’m free Friday, pick you about 6:30?

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 19, 2012 | Reply

      • Sorry, can’t. I’ve got this book to write about a dude who’s kind of a douche. I based him on a guy I know so you’d think research would be easy but it’s not. Wait…what are doing Friday night?

        Comment by H.E. ELLIS | April 19, 2012 | Reply

        • Another set up for a joke “You”
          HAHAHAHA I got this interview thing to do that night
          For a book thingy I guess. All I know was this chic is buying me dinner and she sounds pretty cute.
          Ssoooo I might have plans

          Comment by hrnightmare | April 19, 2012 | Reply

          • Cute huh? If she’s so cute then you ought to be buying her dinner. Just sayin’.

            Comment by H.E. ELLIS | April 19, 2012 | Reply

            • Ok can do. But if I buy…. I want dancing too.

              And I might run out of gas on a dirt road. 😉

              Comment by hrnightmare | April 19, 2012 | Reply

              • I already fell for that once. Remember what happened? By the way, what “happened” needs a ride home at 8:30.

                Comment by H.E. ELLIS | April 19, 2012 | Reply

                • Oh no you fell for that the time before, at least the officer was one I knew. (I got off………. With a warning) and I remembered. There’s just enough time to catch a movie,
                  Maybe Maximum overdrive? Good flick

                  Comment by hrnightmare | April 19, 2012 | Reply

                  • This made me cry with laughter ahaha your little conversations tickle me. Although then I threw up my chocolate digestives, I am going to eat more now though 🙂

                    Comment by Megan Stephenson | April 20, 2012 | Reply

                    • What a great idea. ‘ Tickle me Megan ‘
                      The latest Christmas toy comming out of England.
                      Tickle her belly and the throws up on you just like the real thing. Look for it in a department store near you.
                      (battery’s included) while supplies last, vomit is chocolate based but may cause irritation when comes into contact with eyes.

                      GET YOURS TODAY

                      Comment by hrnightmare | April 20, 2012

                    • Available worldwide,prices may vary

                      Comment by Megan Stephenson | April 20, 2012


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