Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Here’s a Question mark for ya.

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That’s a big question.

March 26, 2012 Posted by | Quicky | , , , , , , , , | 8 Comments

3-21-12 Why Hello There

Today I found my self in an ocean of wonder and gratification.
1 have have lived longer today then anyone would have believed that ever knew me growing up.
2, I had a great time yesterday with all the blogging and picking fun.
 3, I figured out my kids arnt half bad (I had a chance just to sit there and watch them interact with each other, something I haven’t done in well to long).
4, when I got to work today all was green light to go, no really bad issues over my long weekend.
5, I began eating a little better and feeling a little better about what I was eating ( no glass ).
6, It was warm outside and the sun was bright.
7, People where smiling and walking around with what appeared to be a ” spring ” in there step. All was going good, smiles, sunshine, happy.
and then….
Don’t you just hate cliffhanger’s ?
sorry no joke here, just the end of the story
Don’t worry I didnt jump.
or did I ??

March 20, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , | 9 Comments

Why I visit and don’t live here

So as many of you know (or don’t) I don’t read all that much.

I really didn’t pay full attention in school.

And I’m a little slow when it comes to understanding most computer stuff.

I would like to take a second and help all the people out there in blog world with a little piece of info I realized just today.

When you look at your stats page, the number for visits to your blog under the heading yesterday will not increase.

thank you.

barsample

ps. it took me this long to figure that out.

March 18, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , | 8 Comments

4 leaf clover, where are you?

Ok first of all,
HAPPY ST. PADDY’S DAY TO ALL OF YOU.
Moving on. As most of you are aware, H.E. Ellis and I are family. We have 3 not too bad kids together and seeing as her and I see them as the most important people we know, we use ALL the holidays to get together. Call it required family time. So anyway, HE follows her Italian roots as most of you know. What you may not know is that she is also a bad Irish cook. Welcome to hell, pull up a seat and get comfortable. St Pat’s day is…well, an Irish holiday, in which there is drinking, games, fighting and cooking. HE is good at 2 of these; games and fighting. Drinking however is a passed out time for her.
People say that if a butterfly flaps its wing in Asia there is a wind that blows in NH (or something like that). Well the other way to look at HE’s drinking is, if a bottle is opened all the way out on Mars, she is drunk as fuck! Now on to the cooking.
I would have sworn that there was no way that a glass cooking dish would ever break under regular use, but her Irish themed dinner caused a 11″ x 9″ glass casserole dish to take its own life. I shit you not!
Now understand this is the same dish I have used thousands of times with no issue. I have dropped it from the sink on its side after washing it. NOT A CHIP. She, on the other hand was making potatoes to go with dinner and prepped the taters ok. Put them in the dish, ok. Placed them in the oven, ok. Removed to stir, now wait…   removed them placed them on the stove, turned and picked up 2 plastic spoons, approached the 1/4″ tempered glass casserole dish, I swear it looked at her and the fucking thing EXPLODED. I shit you not, the fucking thing took its own life as if to say, “You do not follow your Irish traditions, I will have no part of this, Goodbye Grandma, I love you” and fucking exploded.  I wouldn’t have believed it if I weren’t there to see it for myself.
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 Just like Christmas.

March 17, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , , , , | 47 Comments

Happy Presidents day

Ms. Ellis requested a photographer for the post she published this morning.

I showed up late for the photo shoot.

This is what I got.

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I need a new watch.

till next time

February 20, 2012 Posted by | Quicky | , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

Looking up insted of forward

Ever wake up in the morning saying today is going to be a good day?

Only to realize that watching the sun coming up  just burnt out your retina.

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Ok so I have decided to try learing outside the box.

I wanted to start with chinese.

this was my homework.

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I dropped that class. Maybe next year.

till next time

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January 30, 2012 Posted by | Quicky, real world | , , , , , , | 11 Comments

My meeting today.

THIS was my day.

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A list of what my meeting felt like today.

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This is a grea IDEA, Lets get that poster.

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Yep we just keep getting better.

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YOU could be the one.

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Let’s have a rocking new fiscal year with new idea’s

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So let us all work together because

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Now go home and enjoy the rest of your day,

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and if your really lucky, youll get a visit from this guy,

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good night every one.

January 18, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, Uncategorized | , , , , , | 7 Comments

Just do it

Look out in the world there is a bunch of daily crap we all have to deal with. That rings true with us all, whether it’s a job that gets in the way of your true passion, or its a pain in the ass boss that just doesn’t get it, or even your car wont start when your running late for work.

you can always count on the comfort of a warm blanket and a good book.

A book can get you to laugh, smile or cry without trying then that day can end on a good note. Or page as it where. No matter how bad it gets a good book can take you anywhere. So love your books, live your life and drift away with a good story.

 

Tomorrow brings another day

and the smartass sarcastic Honey badger loving

HR

will be back, but for tonight, read well

 

January 17, 2012 Posted by | real world | , , | 30 Comments

There are signs out there we never see, so stop looking.

Every day we see signs right? Right. Good glad you all agree. Now, when we see signs mostly we ignore them. However, I have found that when you stop looking for signs that’s when the best ones stand out, like this one:

You just gotta feel good when you see that.

It’s like waking up fully knowing you’re screwed from the get go.

Anyway, if you keep not looking you might see some good news coming up ahead, like this:

If it wasn’t for that sign right there I would never have known that! I always thought that the water on the road came from under the pavement to rinse off the dirt.

When you drive there is always the chance you might be able to get some really important things done. Now is when you start looking for signs for what to get done like:

This is my regular drycleaner. Thank God she knows what she is doing. Sometimes there’s a wait to pick up my drycleaning so I like to venture out for a walk. One of my favorite places to go and relax is…

If you’re not sure where that is, it is just past…

Let me tell you, after a restful walk I become quite hungry and need a place to eat. But sometimes the eating establishments around here are lacking in the personal touch department. This one however is not.

After such a lovely meal and dessert, I personally get really tired.

I would love to take a nap. I’m so glad that this place is right next door:

After a nap and having a full belly it’s time to finish up my errands, so off I go again.

Off to the doctors. Being my age certain things are a must like:

Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t looking for this place. I found it from a sight, in fact it was this sign,

Now what man can resist a colorful sign like that?

But when I got there; boy was I suprised.

After I turned the corner this next sign brightened my day:

Guess where I’m going…

Anyway that was pretty much my day. There was one last sign I saw on the drive home that spoke volumes to me:

 I FORGOT TO PEE ALL DAY.

So keep your eyes open and see the signs ahead, because some of the funniest things we find

we were never looking for in the first place.

January 14, 2012 Posted by | practical jokes, real world | , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments