Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Because I can …

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August 15, 2012 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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  1. I see you have been busy this summer! Here is a joke to cheer you up…
    A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.”

    The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?”

    “Just rub toilet paper between them.”

    Startled the lady asks, “How does that make them bigger?”

    “I don’t know, but it worked for your ass.”

    Comment by Sightsnbytes | August 16, 2012 | Reply

    • I told this joke at work. Went really well until the Division managers walk around the corner. Lets just say she fit the description. Its OK, I blamed you.

      Comment by hrnightmare | August 17, 2012 | Reply

  2. You’re calling your kids nightmares. Also, your poos.

    Comment by Edward Hotspur | August 17, 2012 | Reply

    • Yes I am. And they are nearly complete in there training to take control of the Music, Movie and telecommunications in the world… hahahahaha,

      Wait, I mean………………. thats not at all true, they are angels.

      Comment by hrnightmare | August 17, 2012 | Reply

      • They are, at most, half angel on their mother’s side.

        Comment by Edward Hotspur | August 17, 2012 | Reply

        • Aww….

          Comment by H.E. ELLIS | August 28, 2012 | Reply

        • I would LOVE to agree with you Sir. however theres an issue with your statement. You have missed a word in your comment. That word would be ‘fallen’ . In the near future all shall be reviled.

          Comment by hrnightmare | August 28, 2012 | Reply

          • I AM AN ANGEL GOD DAMN IT! *stomps foot*

            Comment by H.E. ELLIS | August 28, 2012 | Reply

            • Please when here stand and … Oh. Sorry ill get you a stool be right back.
              Btw, I had to take a moment and stop laughing, cause you trying to stomp those tiny feet and yelling at me reminds me of a pissed off Chianina. Just before I punt it over the fence.

              Comment by hrnightmare | August 28, 2012 | Reply

              • Hey! Chihuahuas leave nasty nip marks, you know.

                Comment by H.E. ELLIS | August 28, 2012 | Reply

                • Now why do you say things you know I’m not allowed to respond to? There are so many different ways I could comment but that just dosnt seem right for me to do so. I mean I could mention …
                  Or even better the way …
                  Ooh remember the time…
                  Now see I’m not allowed to say anything. It’s just not fair.
                  đŸ˜¦
                  If this is a little over the line think of me as a honey badger.

                  Comment by hrnightmare | August 28, 2012 | Reply

    • Ininaestteg.Burh Lye Chwee sounds like Hokkien-Malay for Pear Water Fruit.Ham Sah Leh Chwee sounds like dunno what sand Pear Water .. haha.

      Comment by Sunshine | May 14, 2017 | Reply

  3. You are a nightmare, and yes, you created three of them. The youngest hit me up for cash just now so yeah, thanks for that.

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | August 17, 2012 | Reply

    • Thats daddys little girl. By the way, we split it 50/50. So thank you.

      Comment by hrnightmare | August 17, 2012 | Reply

  4. Not fallen, so much as “Don’t make me come down there! Oh – oh, you did it now. I’m coming down to kick some ass!”

    Comment by Edward Hotspur | August 28, 2012 | Reply

  5. Good inmotfarion. I'll be checking out your other posts as well. I would also fall into the first category, I pay no attention to who published the book at all, it has no impact on what I choose to read.

    Comment by Bette | May 14, 2017 | Reply


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