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I see you have been busy this summer! Here is a joke to cheer you up…
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.”
The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?”
“Just rub toilet paper between them.”
Startled the lady asks, “How does that make them bigger?”
“I don’t know, but it worked for your ass.”
I told this joke at work. Went really well until the Division managers walk around the corner. Lets just say she fit the description. Its OK, I blamed you.
You’re calling your kids nightmares. Also, your poos.
Yes I am. And they are nearly complete in there training to take control of the Music, Movie and telecommunications in the world… hahahahaha,
Wait, I mean………………. thats not at all true, they are angels.
They are, at most, half angel on their mother’s side.
Aww….
I would LOVE to agree with you Sir. however theres an issue with your statement. You have missed a word in your comment. That word would be ‘fallen’ . In the near future all shall be reviled.
I AM AN ANGEL GOD DAMN IT! *stomps foot*
Please when here stand and … Oh. Sorry ill get you a stool be right back.
Btw, I had to take a moment and stop laughing, cause you trying to stomp those tiny feet and yelling at me reminds me of a pissed off Chianina. Just before I punt it over the fence.
Hey! Chihuahuas leave nasty nip marks, you know.
Now why do you say things you know I’m not allowed to respond to? There are so many different ways I could comment but that just dosnt seem right for me to do so. I mean I could mention …
Or even better the way …
Ooh remember the time…
Now see I’m not allowed to say anything. It’s just not fair.
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If this is a little over the line think of me as a honey badger.
Ininaestteg.Burh Lye Chwee sounds like Hokkien-Malay for Pear Water Fruit.Ham Sah Leh Chwee sounds like dunno what sand Pear Water .. haha.
You are a nightmare, and yes, you created three of them. The youngest hit me up for cash just now so yeah, thanks for that.
Thats daddys little girl. By the way, we split it 50/50. So thank you.
Not fallen, so much as “Don’t make me come down there! Oh – oh, you did it now. I’m coming down to kick some ass!”
Good inmotfarion. I'll be checking out your other posts as well. I would also fall into the first category, I pay no attention to who published the book at all, it has no impact on what I choose to read.