Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Coffee, Tea or me ?

This is for all you ladies out there so you can better understand the male brain.

Seeing as some girls don’t quite understand the male mind, this is a little diagram to explain how far a man will travel and why.

 Please be advised that there are some exceptions to these rules and the distances are set from estimates.

Your personal results may very.

Now I give you

Expectations at varying distances.

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and there you have it.

If this helps just one person out there it was worth it.

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June 6, 2012 - Posted by | Quicky | , , ,

12 Comments »

  1. What happens if he lives in the same house as you? Huh, smart ass? You got an answer for THAT??

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | June 6, 2012 | Reply

    • Lock the door, or just give. 🙂
      Ooh better yet MAKE DINNER !!!

      Comment by hrnightmare | June 6, 2012 | Reply

      • DINNER?? I’d rather give the….

        Comment by H.E. ELLIS | June 6, 2012 | Reply

        • Good night people, gotta go
          .. Havin ‘dinner’
          Goodnight

          Comment by hrnightmare | June 6, 2012 | Reply

  2. Yep, that’s about right…
    Not so sure I’d go quite that far for the coffee though…

    Comment by El Guapo | June 6, 2012 | Reply

    • It’s all about the sugar, dude. All about the sugar.

      Comment by hrnightmare | June 6, 2012 | Reply

  3. What about 3000+ miles? Ahaha

    Comment by Megan Stephenson | June 7, 2012 | Reply

    • That’s called commitment.

      Comment by hrnightmare | June 7, 2012 | Reply

    • Megan, we’d SWIM the Atlantic just to drink tea with you!

      Comment by H.E. ELLIS | June 7, 2012 | Reply

      • Speak for yourself, I have shrinkage to concider and that waters friggin cold. I’ll take a boat with a jot tub thank you very much.

        Comment by hrnightmare | June 7, 2012 | Reply

        • I would swim to you but I can’t :O and I heard there are some rather large fish in that pond! A boat or airoplane I don’t care because there is no place too far 🙂

          Comment by Megan Stephenson | June 7, 2012 | Reply

  4. Giggling inside……….

    Comment by forever unknown | June 10, 2012 | Reply


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