Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Ms. Ellis Its your Birthday, In case you forgot.

Ok, so you’re getting older.

That’s fine, age is NOT something to be afraid of. You, like so many other things have stood the test of time very well.

After all, you don’t look a day over (subtract 10 years here).

I’m sure by now you have received a great number of birthday greetings like,

Flowers

and

wonderful cards.

There might have even been a

song or 2.

That doesn’t really leave a lot of choices for the rest of us as far as gifts and greetings are concerned. Because let’s face it; you’re not that generic of a person.

You would prefer plants over flowers, a concert ticket over a song and drive through the woods over a holiday. That seems to leave only one thing.

The children and I will do all the house work for you.

I’ll clean the living room for you,

and ” Mini-You ”ย ย will do the cooking,

Happy Birthday

plus one last thing I forgot

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January 15, 2012 - Posted by | real world, Uncategorized | , , , ,

14 Comments »

  1. What a lovely post! Give her a hug for me!

    Comment by sandylikeabeach | January 15, 2012 | Reply

    • Can do. Youngling give your mom a hug for Ms. Sandy please.

      Comment by hrnightmare | January 15, 2012 | Reply

  2. I don’t

    Comment by Mr Happy | January 15, 2012 | Reply

    • It posted this all by its self ๐Ÿ™‚ delete it and this one ๐Ÿ˜›

      Comment by Mr Happy | January 15, 2012 | Reply

  3. I don’t know what she’s gunna think if she comes back to find you driving around on a Hoover as big as that one in the picture ๐Ÿ˜› what kind of cake are you going to make her ๐Ÿ˜€

    Comment by Mr Happy | January 15, 2012 | Reply

    • A birthday one of course, what other kind would we make her?

      Comment by hrnightmare | January 15, 2012 | Reply

  4. I’d love a Hoover like that one! Thanks for the wishes everyone!

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | January 15, 2012 | Reply

    • Really because that can happen, JUNIOR GET MY TOOLS, WE GOTS SOME WORK TO DO.

      Comment by hrnightmare | January 15, 2012 | Reply

      • Oh God, what have I done…

        Comment by H.E. ELLIS | January 15, 2012 | Reply

  5. Ohhhh aren’t you all so kind! Mini Ms Ellis,rocks. You HR, cleaning the living room, what a stretch (sense the sarcasm). OK, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY to her anyway … I would send cake however …

    Comment by meganstephenson | January 15, 2012 | Reply

    • That pic of Mini ms. Ellis is not that far off thats the funny part.
      Yea I sensed a little sarcasm there, But your not that far off with that either.. haha, thats what make’s it a present.

      Comment by hrnightmare | January 15, 2012 | Reply

      • I am sure you have all done a brilliant job ๐Ÿ™‚

        Comment by meganstephenson | January 15, 2012 | Reply

  6. Fantastic! And when you’re done, she’ll never want you to do housework again!
    *Rushing off to find driving vacuum*

    Happiest of Birthdays and the year to follow, HE!

    Comment by El Guapo | January 15, 2012 | Reply

    • That’s the plan. I’m currently not allowed to go within 15 feet of the washer. Its been like that for 13 years now. Let me tell you a gallon of bleach for 1 load of darken. Your never allowed to do laundry in the house again.

      Comment by hrnightmare | January 16, 2012 | Reply


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