Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Reflection and one’s self

There comes a time when you have to sit back for a moment and reflect. Reflection is a good teacher. It shows us what we have done wrong, the things we have done right and it shows us how to improve. But there is one reflection that takes the cake.
This is what you do. Sneak in to the bathroom at work, hang a piece of reflective window tint about a foot inside the door way so the reflective side is facing the door. Next close the door (leave it cracked so the next person knows its empty).
Now wait.
While you’re waiting, think about all the good times you’ve had over the years. Then think about all the things you could have dodifferently. Improve yourself and your out look on….   wait…there goes Greg. The fun is about to start!
Now wait for it…wait for it…the sound of the opening door, the girlish scream and then BOOM there it is! Greg just got slammed in the face with his own reflection!
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When you start breathing again, explain to Greg that that’s the sight you and your coworkers have to deal with every day. So apparently not ALL reflection is good. BUT someones else’s reflection can be funny as hell.
If you have a funny story to tell, go do stand up. If you have a story you’d like to share in written form, blog it here. And remember, if it’s funny I say do it.
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December 7, 2011 - Posted by | practical jokes | , , , ,

6 Comments »

  1. OMG that picture! What is wrong with you!

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | December 7, 2011 | Reply

    • Hello Nightmare. It’s in the friggin name. just kiddin around. its a boo pic. BOO !

      Comment by hrnightmare | December 7, 2011 | Reply

  2. Okay this is epic and may just be performed in Afghanistan soon… just to watch a Canadian wet his pants.

    Comment by BrainRants | December 10, 2011 | Reply

  3. Ok then here’s anouther that will drive a co-worker crazy. There are small security tags that get placed on items in retail. ok we know this. However did you know most of them are put on at the store and not the factory. Take one of the small tags and hide it on a co-worker. The best one was on the ball cap the manager wears everyday. I placed it just inside the flap inside the hat rim. The detectors where below sholder level but if he got to close on one side or the outher. BEEP-BEEP-BEEP. This was an ongoing joke for a month. He pulled apart every artical of clothing. Dismanteled his soft sided cooler. It was the joke that wouldent happen every day, but when it did.. Let me just say it finally stoped when he started wearing a new ball cap. Thats when I let him know and showed him the tag. Needless to say, he is no longer leaving his stuff around, also he swipes his hat and lunch box accross the de-tagger before leaving every night. JUST IN CASE.

    Comment by hrnightmare | December 10, 2011 | Reply

    • Classic. Evil too. We like it.

      Comment by BrainRants | December 18, 2011 | Reply

  4. […] written up, I might as well be written about. What I call a morale booster, my boss calls workplace shenanigans. Maybe I ought to send him a link to my blog. On second thought, […]

    Pingback by Ex-SPaM « H.E. ELLIS | January 9, 2012 | Reply


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