Words you cant unsay

H. R. NIGHTMARE

Do NOT read this post

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What a way to come back right..

okay okay, so yes I’ve been out of touch for a little while doing this and that, blash blah blah…

But I just couldn’t stay away forever.
I mean really, WHAT whould your life be without me??

I know most of you where out there saying to yourself whenever something funny happened.. “Oh where is HR for this”

like the time you went half the day watching a guy walk around with a dried booger on his tie, and each time he looked at you, you gaged.
Yes you gave him a complex and now he sits in his moms basement typing away on his computer all day long visiting bl… you know what we are just going to move on to more funny.

Alright so its spring time, most places anyway, and the weather is warming up, and the birds are coming back and
I’M STUCK IN A GOD DAMN OFFICE ALL FRIGGIN DAY WITH ONE SMALL ASS WINDOW THAT TED (THAST SON-OF-A-BITCH) GETS TO LOOK OUT AND NOT ME!!!!
But I’m ok with that.

Really,?? did you all think that I was the kind of guy that would sit inside on a warm and sunny day??
I’M FROM NEW ENGLAND MOTHER-FUCKERS!!! We only get, like 3 maybe 5 sunny days a year. I’m getting my rock hard ass outside.

(okay so maybe not so much rock hard as pliable, but I blame the fast food, chips ((the fri kind, hi Megan)), energy drinks, hot dogs, and the lack of exercise
booze, and candy, for the current condition of my ass.)

Sorry. What was I talking about?? oh who cares.

NEXT FUNNY PICTURE..

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Really?? even SHE don’t give a shit about your level.

NNEEXXTT !!!!

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Oh HR.. You sneaky basted you got me with that one.. says EVERYONE
hahahaha

just trying to keep you on your toes..
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Okay that’s the last time I try to gross you out…
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HAHAHA..!!! I cant believe you fell for it again… SUCKERS!!!
Alright alright I’m done… for now.
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Go home already…. unless you got booze, then come on in and have a seat.
No really go away.
No don’t really come in , get out.
Leave this place.
Remove yourself from here before I get pissed.
LAST WARNING!!!

okay that’s it now you’ve angered me.
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I’m getting MY gun.
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Have a what ever kind of day you want to have.. DO IT!!!

April 9, 2013 - Posted by | christmas, Quicky | , , , , , , , ,

13 Comments »

  1. I’m sorry, everyone. Next time he asks to share my Ritalin, I’ll say yes.

    Comment by H.E. ELLIS | April 9, 2013 | Reply

    • WHAT ARE YOU DOING I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THIS….
      you screwed up the whole thing…
      and let me say RedBull and cough syrup and adhd ==== EPIC !!!

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 9, 2013 | Reply

      • “Epic?” Who you been hangin’ around with?

        Comment by H.E. ELLIS | April 9, 2013 | Reply

  2. Another comeback? Or was this just an excuse to show off your mankini?

    Comment by Tom Elias | April 9, 2013 | Reply

    • Wow you really where drunk… Dude that’s you.
      I’m the sexy guy in front of the car.

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 9, 2013 | Reply

  3. Wait – you work with cars don’t you? Was that Sexy Guy pic for the office calendar?
    I bet they hope that month goes by fast…

    Comment by El Guapo | April 9, 2013 | Reply

    • Yes it was.. But it backfired. However now that you mention it there where more sick days taken then normal. I guess I shouldn’t have put it up by the time clock I guess people didn’t want to see that first thing in the morning…it is a Ford.

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 10, 2013 | Reply

  4. This post brought to you by 4 beers, a walk through Walmart, and snow.

    Comment by Edward Hotspur | April 9, 2013 | Reply

    • 4 beers, 3 shots, a Walmart walk about, and snowmen leading the way… Oh and the overwhelming urge to make people look at Toms mankini. Yep he’s a hairy sombitch.

      Comment by hrnightmare | April 10, 2013 | Reply

      • At least we know what real drinks are, HR.

        Comment by Tom Elias | April 10, 2013 | Reply

        • That’s why I added “shots” :)
          that reminds me where’s my buddy JD?
          Oh found him. TOGA TOGA TOGA …
          Wait I’m alone… uummm what the hell..
          TOGA TOGA TOGA HAHAHA!!

          Here’s to clanking glasses world wide for what ever your toast may be..

          and to the Snowmen taking over the world.

          Comment by hrnightmare | April 10, 2013 | Reply

  5. The next time I’m told to not read something I will comply.

    Comment by DiatribesAndOvations.com | April 10, 2013 | Reply


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