Top Secret (sshhhhh)

Alright this one is for the guy’s out there.

First off I want to thank all the men out there who laid there lives on the line and the billions of dollars spent in the pursuit of this document. There where  research facility’s located in multiple locations around the world. They where deep inside the malls. These brave men risked everything to bring us the following information.

Please note this is eyes only information and should not be printed or even spoken about after reading.

This knowledge should be used for the betterment of men everywhere, if we have a clue, then we have a chance.

Please note the finer print on the bottom of the document.

I now bring you the mens key to survival…

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I now raise a glass to the pursuit of happiness.

Please note that shoes is NOT the largest part.

 This means that untill we men figure out how to make the largest part of the female brain become dormant, shiny objects and shoes are our only hope.

Good luck guys.

 

 

 

 

Just the Stat’s man, Just the Stats.

I have had a opertunity to take a lot of information as of late from all of the people i get to talk to all the time.

I have begone to take that info and turn it into stats.

These are the new and improved states I have put together, please feel free to argue any or all of these views.

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And Finlay this was a tough one to figure out..

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At this point I would normally leave you shaking your head and asking why? Why do I even bother opening that email alert from this guy, I really gotta restrain from doing that. But you opened it and here you are, Learning a little and laughing a lot.

As some of you know recently I requested outsider info for my buddy Looch.

definitions of three words used often to describe types of attraction. Well to be streight forward with y’all I received a overwellning amount of responses, few on comments, a majority in private.

The answer is clear.

Each and every person has a different description for the word love.

Love ranges from thinking of a cake, to can not live without a special person by their side. There is no clear answer, having said that it is what you precise as love that counts in the matter of the heart.

Like is pretty much the little brother/or sister of love. Like comes in all forms from I like a #2 pencil instead of a ball point pen, all the way up to (and including from an email I received) Licking the inside of my thigh while I ej……  you get the point.

So in conclusion of these 2 points thus far is they are related on a cosmic level and a personal interpretation.

So what does that mean you might ask, nothing you gotta figure those 2 things out for yourself.

Sorry Looch your screwed on those 2.

But wait, HR wasnt there 1 more word that required a definition?

Yes there was            LUST           Would you belive that the word lust is in the same categories as like and love?    yeah me either.  lust is a word that people so far have said the least and commented the most. It is a word seen as dirty, naughty, and sexy all wrapped up in a cute little package and tided up tight to the bed post.  Most people wont speak on this word, but come to find out it is thought about more and fantasized about more than the other 2 combined.

So even if there is not a clear opinion on the word LUST the fact remains it is the least used word, but the most powerful.

That’s it.     Yeah I got nothing else to share today kids.

see ya

Quicky Test for Guys. (Laidies to follow)

Ok, here you go guys.

Heres the test, you have exactly 2 seconds to look at this picture and pick out as many details as you can.

Ready,

Set,

GO !

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Times up.

So who found the…

who the hell am I try in to kid, none of you found anything.

Welcome to the club.

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Ladies your turn.

Same style test,

 You’ll have 2 seconds to find as many details of this picture as you  can.

Ready,

Set,

GO !

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Times up..

Ok now Who saw the person in the far background on the left hand side?

That’s what I thought..

conclusion :   We are all horn-dogs

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PALETTE CLEANSER

guys…….

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Ladies…..

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Have what ever kinda day you would like to have

I’m not gonna tell you to have a good one if you don’t want to..

so till next time..

C    YA

 

Quicky # (whatever)

It’s that time again to leave the crap of the world behind for a moment and become a laughing, drooling idiot like me.

Today I only have 2 funny pictures for you to lift your spirits and bring a chuckle to you funny bone (or hit it with a stick). Here you go folks.

 

That’s just funny right there, who the hell does that monkey think she is?

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and this one is a reminder that size doesn’t matter as much as a strong mindset set.

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and as always thanks for stopping by. If im not here when you get here, then I’m at the office compiling all the data I received for Looch. You can leave a message at the front desk or come back again later.

30 SEC HAHA #1

* We are all screwed*

*Get it?*

I would like to take a second and remind people we still have brave solders over there.

It is up to us to thank them and remind them to not lose their sence of humor.

On a side note I would like to say

THANK YOU ALL WHO HAVE,  ARE,  OR WILL SERVE IN THE ARMED FORCES.

Now this is why I can’t be there.

see ya’ll soon

Quicky again

Ok only have a minute so skipping all the how ya doings

throwing a couple of pics up.Comment have fun write a story, whatever. gotta go.

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next one needs a comment line attached so make one up.

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Yoo-Hoo over here

I want people to do a small project for me please.

Due to some interesting turns in my buddy Looch’s real world life over the past week or so I would like to take a quick little survey if I might.

I’m going to give you all the chance to define 3 little words for me, just to find out the way people all over percieve them. If you choose to not answer publicly that is completely understandable due to the nature of the question.

I would if at all possible like to have an e-mail sent to me with the answers if that’s ok. ( lovehrnightmare@gmail.com )

the more responses I receive the better I can help Looch define his own feelings.

So cowboy up people, there’s a mans heart at stake here.

 

ok #1 word requiring definition is,      LUST

 

#2 word requiring definition is,           LIKE

 

and the last word is,                           LOVE

so have at it people let’s get your point of view so Looch can figure himself out a little..

 

 

Oh almost forgot the pic,

 

Ok listen up people

Alright, Welcome to the new AND improved HRNightmare blog sight, where you get a face full of really (what I think is funny) loads of cow shit slapped you stupid crapola. OR something completely saine nd relevant to the real world.

Either way your here now and that is what’s important right?

When you stumbled through that door over there and tripped on the carpet, fell face first into the onion dip on the table and broke the bottle of 20-year-old scotch you brought with you….  well yeah your stuck here.

You’re in luck thou, I have nothing planned for the next 17 minutes. After that I’m going to start shooting bean bags at your crotch untill you leave.

Today I bring to you a couple of pics I found on the “Net” when i was supposed to be working.

First up a warning sign for all you Ladies out there, ok more of an It’s ok sign then a warning…

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This is the person you run into all the time and Mr. Nice guy’s out there LISTEN UP !!!

Women and some guy’s don’t even know your there. Just to let you know.

You, my friend, have been planted deeply in the friend zone and if you where wondering what that was? Let me show you now ( because I care )

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In case you where wondering, see that great big pit that you are being kicked into…  yeah !

That IS the friend zone. A deep dark pit that you shall never climb out of and destin to be in for the rest of your life.

You’re welcome.

Now that I have completely ruined your night/day/afternoon/morning what ever one suites you when you read this.

As if my telling you this wasnt bad enough Well you greedy little pain in the butt, I got more.

Thats right some of you may laugh your arse off, some may cry, you may wet yourself and others will run to shower turn it on as hot as it will go and dream of a happy place just to escape the crap you may or may not see here.

Seeing as you did find your way here and continued to read this even against doctors orders I would like to welcome you to New England.( Not better than old England, Just different. Hi Ms. {queen pissa} Megan)

This is where the Men are Men (and the sheep are scared) and the Women let us be Men(sometimes)

If we don’t like you we let out    Moosis  (that’s right I spelled it that way) off their leashes and make sure you leave.

Well except for Connecticut where you’ll find this instead..

I hate that fucking cat. Snoby as little fucker kept kicking me out of the state.

So where was I  ?  Oh yeah, so any way if you see a nice guys ladies, don’t be scared.

and guys if you talk to a ladies, you can expect to be kicked in the nuts and sent packing cause you suck.

AND IF YOU BELIVE ANYTHING IN THIS POST, YOU SHALL BE HIT ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY A FLYING WAFFLE THAT SOME RICH DUDE TRON OUT THE WINDOW OF HIS LIMO AS HE STARED AND POINTED AT YOU SCREAMING ” I’M THROWING A WAFFLE AT YOU NOW STAND THERE AND TAKE YOU BIT..”

that’s all the time I have for today my close personal friends that I don’t owe money to so to clear your mind of the rambling bull crap I just put you through here is the nice pic  for the day..

* that’s a pretty kitty. But I just couldnt bare leaving you all saying aaahhh what a pretty kitty without finding some way to mess with the masses..

DO NOT LOOK       ***************  JUST***************

epic.

Not much time Quick read this.,

Look closely here at this thing you’re looking at.

See it?

Good now really fast try to figure it all out.

Done yet?

Good.

Heres your pretty picture for the day to try to remove the thought of me in your head.

There see I try to do something nice and you twist it all around to make me look like the perv.

Just kidding. I am, so any who, Whats going on out there in the real world? Since I’m not getting out of here any time soon I would really like to know.  OOp to late the nice men with the really warm jackets that make me give myself a hug are here, They bring me to listen to music through these little tiny metal stickers they put on the side of my head. I hope they got a new record thou, the same buzzing band has been playing for my last 4 visits, although the music HAS gotten louder the last 2 times. Anyway… Gotta go. see you in your mind.

Monday Morning Prayer

Today I would like to bring 2 new pics to you, but since I do not know where you live I’ll put them here instead and hope you see them.

First one should be said out loud before leaving the bed.

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The second should be said once you get to the office.

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That’s all, and try to scare a cat today, its funny when they jump straight up in the air.